John Mulaney Talking About How Much He Loves His Wife And Roasting Other Male Comedians That Just Talk

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

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9 years ago

Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me:

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4 years ago

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

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8 years ago

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

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5 years ago

i’m a simple woman; i see brie larson, and my brain produces serotonin

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9 years ago

How did I actually survive before coffee was introduced to my diet like seriously someone please explain this to me

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coffee finals week finals i just cant i just want to sleep caffiene more coffee all the coffee coffee now so much nope

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6 years ago

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9 years ago

Also I bought a new swimsuit today and tbh I think it looks cute af and that makes me really happy.

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beauty excited confidence cute af treat yo self new swimsuit paisley print top dem glasses doe

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8 years ago

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meme positive snek motivational hi friend!! cute snek snek meme

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5 years ago

Give Her attention

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4 years ago

its saturday, its now legal to commit some crimes

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