Glitter-in-her-eyes - Sass & Sparkles

Pretty sure sometimes I forget that it's technically still winter in Montana because I basically live in shorts and a tank top when I'm at home

When the teacher says "Remember learning this in calc 2?"

Dear whoever is reading this: I wish you a life full of warmth and happiness and love. I hope you’re okay. And if you aren’t now, you will be.

Your mental illness is lying to you.

You are not stupid. You are not ugly. You are not worthless. You are not weak. You are not a burden. Your mental illness is lying to you.

Low key would actually do this

Life Hack #3

Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.

Things I Learned in College

If I have learned anything in the last year and a half I’ve been in college, it’s that no one cares if you’re late. So if you’re gonna be late, commit to it! Look super cute, put on an actual outfit (or at least what looks like one), and bring some sort of deliciousness with you for breakfast. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

hey no offense but [just starts screaming]