I Hope That One Day I Will Finally Be Ok….i’ll Make A Cherry Pie When It Is All Over

Food for Thought

Honestly, I really hate it when I tell people I'm making/eating food and they respond "did you make/save some for me?" Like no get your own damn food I can barely feed myself 98% of the time don't expect me to try and take care of you too.

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

I will never not reblog this. This guy is awesome!

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

things toddlers and i have in common

Your best buddy

Actual Texts from my Parents

Dad: "Your mom is mad because i finnished the desert while she was in the bathroom!" Mom: "I don't believe him!! I had maybe 4 bites of this huge brownie ice cream desert and when I came back, it was gone!!!!!"

I CAN'T STOP FREAKING OUT BECAUSE HE FINALLY WON THE DAMN OSCAR like seriously his history of Oscar snubs is older than me and that is very sad to me

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Low key would actually do this

Life Hack #3

Add a touch of magic to your cold by putting glitter in your mouth before you sneeze.