Actual Texts From My Parents
Actual Texts from my Parents
Dad: "Your mom is mad because i finnished the desert while she was in the bathroom!" Mom: "I don't believe him!! I had maybe 4 bites of this huge brownie ice cream desert and when I came back, it was gone!!!!!"
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My roommate just followed me on tumblr so she can send me funny posts and idk for sure but I think this is gonna be the best roommate relationship in the history of ever
Why must the internet hurt me like this? 😫 😫 😫
Snow: A Brief Summary
Me in November: yayyyyyy woohoooooo it’s snowing hell yeah I love snow Me in December: 🎶I'mmmmm dreaminggggg of a whiiiiiiiite Chrissssstmassssss🎶 Me in January/February: *grumble grumble* yay snow, real great, freezing my ass off out here *grumble* Me in March/April: aw the snow is melting and that makes me both happy & sad Me in May (or any summer month): wtf what is this I don’t have any desire whatsoever to deal with five tons of fluffy white bullshit it iS SUMMER GODDAMMIT
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dogs with jobs
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Yasssssss, Nicki! Preach🙌🏻💕
I will never not reblog this. This guy is awesome!
Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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