People’s Magazine: Idris Elba Is The Sexiest Man Alive.

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

this tip tho!!!!!!!!

john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture should be

Not only does this fit in perfectly with my blog, it's a pretty spot on description of the friendship I have with this girl too!

dogs with jobs

its saturday, its now legal to commit some crimes

What’s the worst song you can think of? Not just “This is a bad song”, I’m talking an absolute cacophony. An affront to music itself. Hot melodical garbage. Someone hands you the aux cord and you get physically kicked out of the moving car.

I need more of that in my life.

Examples: Captain Beefheart - Trout Mask Replica David Soldier - The Most Unwanted Song Horologium - Cotton Eye Joe Gregorian Chant Nightcore Hardcore Dubstep Remix

cute that corporate sent out a letter saying they’re allotting more hours to their stores for “cleaning.” jsyk, we aren’t cleaning more. there’s a massive amount of people coming through and we’re so busy that we CAN’T clean more. how about you give your workers hazard pay and take care of them instead of giving us breadcrumbs that puts us and customers at risk. we’re out there exposing ourselves to a pandemic while the corporate office workers get to stay at home and quarantine. it’s bullshit.