Current Mood^^^

i was on the train and 3 drunk girls saw me and said i had nice brown eyes so they sang “brown eyed girl” to me

i hope that one day i will finally be ok….i’ll make a cherry pie when it is all over

oh. oh no.

Watch:  Chicago woman had some great responses to a white man’s disturbing racist attacks.

fuck a double text I’ll quad text u think I care buzz buzz it’s me again ho

Actual footage of me when someone says they haven't seen Friends (or AHS, or HIMYM, or Psych, or.... you get the idea)

Me: *mentions favorite tv show*

Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“

Me: 

My roommate just followed me on tumblr so she can send me funny posts and idk for sure but I think this is gonna be the best roommate relationship in the history of ever

Also I bought a new swimsuit today and tbh I think it looks cute af and that makes me really happy.

Why I'm Broke

I spent wayyyyyy too much money on makeup today and I was both questioning my own judgement and completely content with my decision while I was leaving the store so I guess that’s a good thing…?