You're Alive :0

so... tumblr.

after months of wonder, confusion, and a shit ton of wtf, I have taken the plunge. Tumblr, I am here and ready to sob over our dead gay children together.

Pidge: you want some muffins?

Matt: what kind?

Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.

Matt: bananas can nut?

Pidge:

Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.

When I told her that he'd actually died over forty years ago she just. stopped. and after thirty seconds of confusion she put her face in her hands and softly shrieked

My gf just saw that John Lennon was trending and said “Oh my god did he die??” Then clicked on the tag and screamed “OH MY GOD HE DID”

Allura headcanon and Klance headcanons please.

Thank you, anon!Allura needs more headcanons tbh why doesn’t she have any

• she is beauty, she is grace, she will punch you in the face-no but seriously please do not piss her off she will hurt you

• when she sleeps, she curls herself into a little ball, knees tucked up to her chest, as if she’s defending herself.-when she wakes up, there’s no melodic disney background music or opening windows wide to smell the fresh air-she jolts awake, eyes snapping open, ready to snap the neck of anyone who might be attacking.

 she’s a little self concious of her hair at times. It’s so thick and wild and tangles so easily that sometimes she just wants to cut it all off, like Pidge.-Lance, however, adores her hair.-he’s actually gotten down on his knees and begged her to let him braid it. 

•whenever possible, she sneaks off to visit other planets and brings back new foods for Hunk to cook with-he is ecstatic whenever this happens, but she’s made him promise to keep it on the DL.

• she’s beaten Shio in training

• she’s beaten everyone in a push-up contest (honesly, what is with these paladins and their silly contests?)

• King Alfor used to call her his ‘little galaxy’-when she was angry, it became ‘supernova’-when she cried, it turned into ‘shooting star’

• she’s well aware that Coran occasionally steals her dresses and puts on fahion shows with the mice and sometimes lance-she secretly recorded one and it may just be the most fabulous thing she owns

• her father isn’t the only one she misses-back on Altea, before the war, she fell hard for a cute architect and would constantly leave her small gifts and follow her around, too flustered to actually talk to the girl.-it took her years to build up the courage to finally ask her out-Allura still has a holo-pic of the two of them, intertwined hands just out of the frame.

"Oooooh, she's cute!" "Lance I'm pretty sure that's a guy."

-Pidge at some point, probably

HOLY CRAP, GUYS!!! I just woke up and saw this and may or may or may not have shrieked. Thank you all so, SO much for helping me reach this milestone. You guys are amazing!!

TAZ: Balance characters as generated sexual identies

Taako:

Magnus:

Merle:

Lucretia:

Barry:

Davenport:

Lup:

Kravitz:

Angus:

Killian:

Carey:

NO-3113:

Johann:

Avi:

Garfield:

Roswell:

BONUS

John:

Lance: I've been trying to be more positive recently, so I made this journal full of things that I think are beautiful!

Pidge: ...

Pidge: its literally just pictures of Keith's ass

Lance: AND YOUR POINT IS?!?

Nerdy lil pidge headcanons

•Sleep? What is this sleep? Pidge knows not if it. -honestly tho she’ll be up till 1 AM on her computer and just nod off with the program still running -in the morning she’ll wake up with the keys imprinted into her face

•Whatever you do, NEVER INSULT HER HEIGHT she will huRT YOU -once Lance asked ‘how the weather was down there’ and she gave him the most painful uppercut in recorded history -his tongue was swollen for a week

•Tries to art -can’t art -goes to Hunk for comfort and food

•she’ll start humming at the most random times -and it fits right in with her music taste -by which I mean it’s just literally anything -Arctic Monkeys? Check. Britney Spears? Check. The Narwhal song 10 hours version? Check.

•She really misses her mom’s baking -one time Hunk made her peanut butter cookies and she nearly cried -but when he asked her if she was crying she smacked him with a cookie and told him to not ask stupid questions.

(where did he get the peanut buttter?! IDK maybe the space mall?)

•She’s so freaking gay I just?!?!! Marry me?! -*sees girl* -*quivers softly* holy shit

•Sarcasm Goddess™️ -“that girl was just aaaalll over me” -“what’s is it again, Lance? 38 rejections?”

I know some people prefer to think of Pidge as a guy or non binary, but I headcanon her as female (trans or not, it’s up to you) Please don’t hate! My ask box is open! Feel free to request headcanons for certain people, ships, AUs, etc.

DON’T DO QUINTESSENCE KIDS