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Keith: is something burning?

Lance: only my desire for you

Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire

You're alive :0

I am!! So sorry for not posting, I've been going through some crazy stuff recently. Thanks for noticing that i even disappeared in the first place! -Anyway hit me up with those requests guys I need new ideas

Coran, Coran, the Gorgeous Man!!! ✨

•He’s literally the Weird Uncle/Vodka Aunt to the Paladins. -he found some liquor at the space mall and giggled about food goo for half an hour before collapsing into Shiro’s arms and vomiting all over him -he denies this ever happened

•He’s stolen Allura’s dresses on more than one occasion and has one-man fashion shows for the mice -Lance walked in on one and almost left before grabbing a dress and joining him -fabulousness ensued

•His mustache is a Family Heirloom and if you touch it you die

•He can actually dance?!!? Like he’s basically the Altean equivalent of a ballerina -he was known for it in his youth: they called him Mad Skillz Coran (Or so he says any time anyone questions his ability to do anything)

•He once had purple hair. He refuses to elaborate.

•He loves sitting with Pidge and cooing over her latest discovery or invention -sometimes he and Lance sneak into the control room and mess everything up to see Allura's expressions -he tries to teach Shiro how to adult and those conversations have gone in interesting directions -he and Hunk have Chopped competitions. Pidge pompously judges them and Hunk pretty much always wins -he attempts to show Keith his mad ninja skills. Keith is very confused.

He's just so proud of his crazy space family and loves them all to death 😊❤️

Ask box is open! Please send me anything, I’m so lonely 😬👉👉✨

HOLY SON OF A CHICKEN NUGGET MY DAY (life) HAS BEEN MADE!!!!! Thank you, friend, for making me cry/laugh until I sounded like a dying walrus. 😘❤️

Heyyyy! First of all I LOVE YOUR BLOG SO MUCH ITS PERFECT!! Second of all, could you ship me please? I'm 5' 7", female, Pansexual and a sassy lil fucker. I have shoulder length brown hair and big thighs and if you diss me about my body I'll suffocate you. I'm weak but I'll fight you anyway. I'm extremely chatty and extroverted, but I have severe depression and social anxiety that I try hiding with sexual humor and bad puns. I'm vegetarian, I love cats and I'm kinda the mom friend. Just a bit.

I ship you with 2p Germany! Okay hear me out on this, so at first I instantly thought to ship you with 2p America, BUT I feel like Lutz would need a mom type of girl around him you know, but also a little sass would be attractive to him. He is a dork for bad puns and has your type of humor. The first time thing that will come out of his mouth if you met him would be a sexual joke. He will not hesitate to make a sex joke or compliment you on your bod. Thick thighs, pretty eyes!!!! Even though he doesn’t mind shy type of girls it will make it easier for him to connect with you that you’re an introvert. Also when it comes to anxiety and depression he is pretty good at knowing how to handle situations like that considering I imagine Gilen being like that, so he would treat you like the most precious thing in the world. Lastly, even though he prefers dogs he has a soft spot for animals in general so he would still like the idea of having a cat.

Other options: 2p America or 2p Romano

Mun: You. Sound. Like. A. Beautiful. Human. Being. Holy crap. How do I attract nice and cute people like this on my garbage of a blog lol? <3

Keith: you in the mood for a quickie?

Lance: *struggling to breathe* Wh-what??

Keith: a quickie. You know, one of those egg things?

Lance:

Lance: you mean a fUCKING QUICHE

when I said Voltron ruined my life I fucking meant it

Lance: *puts his hand on Keith's shoulder*

Keith: *gay gasp*

Space Daddy™️ Shiro

•He physically cannot sleep in -it’s 6 AM and he’s ready to go -he’s probably working out tbh

•Speaking of which dis boi is just McFrickin ripped?!!!???! -no chub here I mean his muscles have muscles amiright -Lance once tried to use him as a pillow and was sorely disappointed.

•CANNOT COOK -scrambled eggs, toast and rice is as good as it gets w/ this boi -once he and Keith tried to bake a cake for Lance’s birthday and nearly burned down the castle -they had to endure a massive scolding from Space Mom Allura.

•He’s trying so hard to be a Real Adult™️but he’s just so confused?!?? All the time??!!?!? -“What’s happening? Where’s my gun? Wait, do I have a gun!? Is Keith the left arm or the right arm? Who are we fighting? Where are they?!!!?? Hunk is. A leg right..”

•*voltron is attacked* Shiro! What do we do?! -Shiro: Alright, stay calm everyone! We got this. -Shiro internally: *high pitched screaming*

•He’s actually not sure how he’s still alive without coffee

•Whenever he gets a bit overwhelmed he goes to Coran for Adulting advice. -some weird conversations have happened here -Coran once tried to give him The Talk™️ and Shiro backed out of that one real fast.

Hope you liked these! Plz request! I’m so alone

it’s literally the whole ‘knight in shining armor’ scene, down to the fainting damsel in her arms

Save the Cat.

More PidgePodge Heacanons

Because you guys really liked my previous Pidge headcanons here ya go have some more of my fave lil pidgy

•She and Lance have freestyle rap battles -the whole team basically sits back and watches the chaos -except Hunk he beatboxes

•She once tried to sneak into Shiro’s room and mess with his arm while he was sleeping -she had her tools out and everything and was about to pry up a panel when Shiro bolted upright and scared the shit out of her -he laughed for days and she’s still salty about it

•She gets freckles in the summer and it’s tHE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER THE WHOLE TEAM IS WEAK FOR FRECKLEY PIDGE 

  •She is a hardcore gamer and by hardcore i mean HARDCORE -do not game against her she will leave you so far behind it’s not even funny

 •She draws mustaches on random objects and talks to them as if they’re Coran 

 •Oh god she has no filter when it comes to cussing  -*alien says something offensive* “what the fUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU BITCH ASS HOE"  *cue lance falling out of his chair in shock*

•She loves hiding in the castle vents and jumping down on top of people unexpectedly  -she realized it was a bad idea when she nearly got decapitated by Keith

•Sometimes she’ll steal everyone’s blankets, wrap herself up in them and snuggle into a little ball -once she didn’t come out for days and Allura was a little concerned until Hunk assured her that this was normal Pidge behavior

• At random times Lance will come up behind her and start narrating her life like a nature documentary -”And here we can see the wild Pidgeling in it’s natural habitat. This particular Pidgeling is of the dwarf variety, and-” “Fuck off, Lance”

Hope you enjoyed these! Btw I’m thinking of branching out into Steven Universe and Yuri!!! on Ice headcanons as well as Voltron. Opinions? Ideas? Requests? PLEASE SEND THEM TO ME I’M ALONE AND STRESSED AND NEED TO THINK ABOUT MY BABIES