Lance: I've Been Trying To Be More Positive Recently, So I Made This Journal Full Of Things That I Think

Keith: is something burning?

Lance: only my desire for you

Keith: Lance, the toaster is on fire

Lance, after using his last bullet: this bitch empty

Keith: if you say yeet I'm going to break your arm

The Langst no one asked for

• So we all know Lance is rly homesick, right? But he's also ashamed of where he comes from. -he's just a poor boy from Cuba; all he really had was his family and a dream of going to the Space Academy -and he left both of those behind. •All he really wants is for his jokes to be funny, for someone to laugh genuinely at them -and not at him. •He's sick of being compared to Keith. He knows that Keith is a better pilot, better warrior, better paladin, and everyone just has to keep reminding him. -he'll brush it off, laugh, but he has to bite his tongue to keep from screaming that he knows, he knows, so can they shut up already? •He's not good enough. It's obvious, isn't it? He's the fifth wheel, the odd one out. Everyone else has a thing, their thing- Shiro is the fearless leader, always calm and collected, ready for every situation. Pidge is the genius, insanely smart, always hacking and building and collecting data. Hunk is the mechanic, the strong, kind force holding the group together. And Keith is the pilot, the academy prodigy, fast and daring and mysterious. But Lance... what can he do but crack dumb jokes and hit on aliens? He's nothing. A nobody. He's not even worth it. That gun of his has looked pretty appealing more than a few times.

Shiro returns in S3 but this time his hair is entirely white #spacegrandpa

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Headcanons on how the paladins chill out?

•Shiro rarely ever takes time to chill, and when he does, it’s because the other Paladins forced him to. -One time, Keith (aided by Hunk, of course) had to actually pin him down to make him stop training. -When he does take a break, it’s to make sure everyone’s doing alright, looking over battle plans and catching up on alien literature he’s actually a huge fuckin book nerd ok. -He always gets dragged into the Paladin’s movie nights and, though he won’t admit it, he loves Disney so goddamn much.

•In his free time, Lance has tried to sneak off to alien bars gay bars to meet cute girls and boys. -On one abandoned planet, he found two long scraps of metal and bent them into needles so he could knit. He’s made everyone sweaters and gave Keith a giant floppy Santa hat (Keith secretly loves it).-Once and a while, he’ll set up a kind of spa and forces the other Paladins to let him give them face masks and massages and paint their nails.

•Hunk cooks, of course. He tries to find new ways to work with food goo, and tests out different ingrediants Allura finds him on other planets. -He loves taking long naps (and not getting woken up by attacking Galra) and checks in with the others to see what they’re up to, if they need any help or support from him and is down to cuddle at all times. 

-He also works with Pidge, exploring the castle and checking out all the cool technology it has to offer, making sure that everything is functioning.

•Keith will spend hours just zoned out, staring at nothing or playing absently with his knife until someone shakes him out of it. 

-He creates these crazy fitness-oriented contests and basically forces everyone to fight him or do push-ups or kickbox until they can’t feel their legs. 

-He can’t whistle and he is the most tone-deaf person you’ll ever meet, thus he hums so goddman much. He denies it, but sometimes he’ll just sit and hum his favorite songs, thinking about earth.

•Pidge, obviously, would spend pretty much all of her down time working with her tech. 

-When she isn’t using her computers  to track the Galra or search for Matt, she’s coding, making new programs, taking alien teach apart and making new robots and machines out of the pieces. 

-One time she holed up in her room for an entire day, making a video game and spent the next 48 hours testing it playing it non stop with Lance.

Do any of you have other headcanons about this? Please send them to me, I’d love to see them. My ask box is open, and submissions is on! 

They’re just gal pals. 😂

do you ever just. get so goddamn aNGRY because you didn’t have your camera open at the right time??