Headcanons on how the paladins chill out?
•Shiro rarely ever takes time to chill, and when he does, it’s because the other Paladins forced him to. -One time, Keith (aided by Hunk, of course) had to actually pin him down to make him stop training. -When he does take a break, it’s to make sure everyone’s doing alright, looking over battle plans and catching up on alien literature he’s actually a huge fuckin book nerd ok. -He always gets dragged into the Paladin’s movie nights and, though he won’t admit it, he loves Disney so goddamn much.
•In his free time, Lance has tried to sneak off to alien bars gay bars to meet cute girls and boys. -On one abandoned planet, he found two long scraps of metal and bent them into needles so he could knit. He’s made everyone sweaters and gave Keith a giant floppy Santa hat (Keith secretly loves it).-Once and a while, he’ll set up a kind of spa and forces the other Paladins to let him give them face masks and massages and paint their nails.
•Hunk cooks, of course. He tries to find new ways to work with food goo, and tests out different ingrediants Allura finds him on other planets. -He loves taking long naps (and not getting woken up by attacking Galra) and checks in with the others to see what they’re up to, if they need any help or support from him and is down to cuddle at all times.
-He also works with Pidge, exploring the castle and checking out all the cool technology it has to offer, making sure that everything is functioning.
•Keith will spend hours just zoned out, staring at nothing or playing absently with his knife until someone shakes him out of it.
-He creates these crazy fitness-oriented contests and basically forces everyone to fight him or do push-ups or kickbox until they can’t feel their legs.
-He can’t whistle and he is the most tone-deaf person you’ll ever meet, thus he hums so goddman much. He denies it, but sometimes he’ll just sit and hum his favorite songs, thinking about earth.
•Pidge, obviously, would spend pretty much all of her down time working with her tech.
-When she isn’t using her computers to track the Galra or search for Matt, she’s coding, making new programs, taking alien teach apart and making new robots and machines out of the pieces.
-One time she holed up in her room for an entire day, making a video game and spent the next 48 hours testing it playing it non stop with Lance.
Do any of you have other headcanons about this? Please send them to me, I’d love to see them. My ask box is open, and submissions is on!
Lance: is anyone else scared?
Keith: not really. i've already lived longer than i expected.
Pidge: you want some muffins?
Matt: what kind?
Pidge: zuchinni, but they taste like banana nut.
Matt: bananas can nut?
Pidge:
Pidge: you know what, I’ll just keep my muffins.
The Addams Family renting out rooms in their huge mansion cheaply to broke college students.
The students digging it because the craziness and the bugs are pretty much the same as any other dorm house. Also, Morticia and Gomez treat them all like visiting cousins, not like tenants to abuse and exploit.
Keith: *is gone*
Shiro: Have you seen my son?! He's this tall, clearly gay but we haven't had the talk yet
This is a good evolution
So it seems we have the same exact ukulele
Eeeeyyy my bro come join me in my quest to ruin some eardrums
Shoutout to TAZ Amnesty for the best/worst name reveal in history
Lance: Honey, it's really muggy out today.
Keith: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm leaving you.
Lance: *sips coffee from a bowl*
Do you have any Klance fic recs?
yeah! first of all here’s my list of top faves that I’ve already posted
and here’s some new faves
if the silence was a song - Lance has a late-night radio show and Keith listens and calls in regularly, it’s ADORABLE
calling me to come back - witch au where Keith is a cursebreaker and Lance has a deadly curse on him, it’s like a fuckin oscar-worthy movie but in word form
Run Into the Bright Lights - Keith accidentally confesses to Lance on April Fool’s Day and Lance thinks it’s just a joke, this fic almost made me cry it’s funny and dramatic and romantic and wonderful
I know nothing else, I only know this - snippets of seasons 3-5 while Keith is struggling with leading the team and then leaving for the BOM, it’s very sweet and I actually teared up at the end which NEVER happens to me with romance and that makes it very special
All the Way Down - they all go to a space carnival, it’s a really lovely feel-good fic
Lance: I've been trying to be more positive recently, so I made this journal full of things that I think are beautiful!
Pidge: ...
Pidge: its literally just pictures of Keith's ass
Lance: AND YOUR POINT IS?!?