Fire-fist-donut-man - ✨️Ratt Boy✨️

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Everytime i see people draw or portray Nick Valentine to be this oh-so attractive and seductive synth I always can’t help but giggle a little bit because he always looks like he’s about to throw up but is trying to be very brave about it

waittt . what if curly had an annoyingly obvious crush on you. and after the crash jimmy rapes you in front of him because jim knows curly cant do anything to help you besides making the most grating, panicked noises the human ear has ever heard. he'd just have to lay there and watch you scream and kick and sob while jimmy fucks load after load into you 😁 am i cooking with this

Whenever I hear someone say "the woke mob" I have to stop myself from laughing because even today all I can think of is this fucking tweet

Just some One Piece frog doodles

Reblog if you survived

Lilith: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Zer0: Y- Zer0: You were putting it in cold water? Lilith: Gaige: Lilith. Answer the question Lilith. Lilith: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Lilith: You think I have the patience to boil water? What the fuck? Gaige: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Salvador: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it? Gaige: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Axton: It takes less than a minute! Gaige: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun? Axton: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Gaige: Like seven minutes. Salvador: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan. Gaige: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted. Mordecai: Every single person at this table is a fucking lunatic. Maya: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?