Lilith: Which One Of You Was Gonna Tell Me That Tea Tastes Different If You Put It In Hot Water? Zer0:

Lilith: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water? Zer0: Y- Zer0: You were putting it in cold water? Lilith: Gaige: Lilith. Answer the question Lilith. Lilith: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason. Lilith: You think I have the patience to boil water? What the fuck? Gaige: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes? Salvador: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it? Gaige: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove? Axton: It takes less than a minute! Gaige: Bestie is your stovetop powered by the fucking sun? Axton: How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove? Gaige: Like seven minutes. Salvador: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan. Gaige: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted. Mordecai: Every single person at this table is a fucking lunatic. Maya: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?