Fire-fist-donut-man - ✨️Ratt Boy✨️

Jimmy: Well well well, look who got caught under the mistletoe

Y/N: IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME WITH A KNIFE?!

Muggy

NO

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

HOLY FUCK EVERYONE SHUT UP.

LAW IN SHORTS.

Usopp, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Franky, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. Nami: What the fuck are you guys doing? Usopp: Playing systemic oppression.