Update: These Are Now Available For Preorder As Prints 💙

this is me with every piece of media I’ve ever consumed

I will list them now

Young Dracula (seasons one and two only)

All the Lego ninjago tv show episodes I consumed exclusively in Spanish (I don’t speak Spanish)

the inheritance cycle??? That really long thing

all the podcasts! The midnight burger, welcome to nightvale, hello from the hallow woods, Sherlock and co, etc idk

Danny phantom

any Richard siken poetry

I don’t know anymore, how does tumblr even work, I’m just yelling into a void and I love it

having short-term memory is like. this book profoundly affected me. that show bared my soul. i don’t remember a single thing about it. but it did

what is humanity but a fickle shell with a calcium deficiency

ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS 6'8" I REPEAT

HE IS 203CM TALL

most doorways are 204cm tall!

DAMN!

Anything that references the midnight burger I MUST REBLOG - no you guys don’t understand - this is the only audio podcast to ever make me start BAWLING in PUBLIC. honestly just so beautiful and poignant - had to stop listening to it when trying to clean and tidy because I’d just stop doing that???? To listen to the midnight burger with 100% attention instead???

Some audio dramas to pick up on your next rainy day! 🌦

Mass-production

Today: Mass-production is the death of quality - a scourge of the modern age! The literal, classical Romans: What are you talking about we love our identical friendship cool army swords

Eronoctosis!

Game Review:

Yet to finish as most of my friends can’t stand horror games but I got one to play for a bit with me!

I am not good at video games, like really bad. I have multiple issues that affect my coordination and hand movements but this game was accessible enough. It really only uses the mouse and WASD, plus it’s possible to pause in a safe starting place.

Mechanically, I adore the camera and flashlight. One player can use a flashlight to shine on and scare away monsters. The other, can banish them by taking photos (as long as the light shines for long enough on the monster!)

Visually, I love the twisting, pixelated, almost 2D till you get close enough map design.

Conceptually, I adore the trying to build this body objective (literally putting flesh on a skeleton) combined with the visceral, literally just body parts, monsters. It’s rated 18+, for, warning, pixelated genitalia. If that is something that isn’t a dealbreaker for you then, honestly, this game does a great job at derealising the biological.

Pros:

Free!

Co-op

Basic WASD and mouse controls

A variety of steam achievements

Pixelated visuals for distinct style

Cons:

When you die you have to completely restart

Apparently it only takes 20-30 minutes to play through in one go

Might not have the best replay value

Overall: 4.5/5

DAN & PHIL TIT SPOILERS

This is my new prized possession 😭😭😭

(Better quality photo/scan uploading tomorrow)

NEVER GETTING OVER THIS SHOW!!!

You ever been in a state where you physically have no energy, but you're bored and socially understimulated so you kind of wish you could just invite people to come over like this:

THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!

okay so I’m going to try and make a poll here goes nothing -

(and if anyone asks me to define ‘experience’ ;-; it’s literally just want any believer would define as evidence for ghosts/supernatural/paranormal/other-worldly - use your brain or at least your blood imagination’