Everything-bagel-blog - EBB

Flash and Crash

ABSOLUTE BATMAN IS 6'8" I REPEAT

HE IS 203CM TALL

most doorways are 204cm tall!

DAMN!

well IM eating sheet metal and you are missing out my friend

metal is so fucking good I'm eating it

HAMLET PRINCE OF DENMARK FROM HAMLET BY WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE!!!

(the OG BPD character fr fr)

characters I’m giving BPD

(this is OUR mental illness now - and these are my blorbos)

Jason Todd (DC)

Scaramouche (Genshin Impact)

Bradley Uppercrust the III (An Extremely Goofy Movie)

Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars)

Jinx (Arcane)

and many more!!!

you can bet I’ll be reblogging my own post later CAUSE IM THAT B*TCH!

Update: these are now available for preorder as prints 💙

Behold! One of my largest projects to date! I'm hoping to have these as textured prints soon.

My love for nudibranchs knows no bounds 🌊

YALL THE BBC WROTE AN ARTICLE ON DND

GO SHOW THIS TO YOUR OLDER RELATIVES AND PARENTS MAYBE

Lucifer Morningstar

Feat: random photo from the interwebs

He’s so silly I love him

rubber ducks!!!!

everyone’s already said he’s autistic I’m going to say so too

i swear once I actually finish the show I’ll be out here with character analysis

BUT FOR NOW

YOU GET ME FILLING UP MY RELATIVELY NEW BLOG WITH THIS BS

YOU SHOW ME AN AUTISTIC SHORT KING WHO LIKES DUCKS AND IM DONE FOR

srsly can I wrap him in a blanket covered in rubber ducky patterns and feed him some chicken soup and then apple crumble

A brief history of roses

Dogrose: Wow I sure love having softly coloured petals and an easily accessible center for pollination. Horticulturalists: I am going to ruin your whole career and needlessly complicate your entire existence and future

Not born great, don’t achieve greatness, and don’t have greatness thrust upon them - but a secret fourth thing.

(not great at all)

honestly I can’t wait for Shane to be a guest on puppet history!!! though we know Shane likes history so he might not be a contestant - maybe like a teachers aide (TA)??? I mean the professor has been doing this a long time now! It makes sense he’d take on a PHD student or such!