This Is Me With Every Piece Of Media I’ve Ever Consumed

soil creature stew

Humans are more sensitive to petrichor than sharks are to blood. So, we obviously already hunted all the soil creatures to extinction. I imagine they made a good stew.

and I’m giving them all the same issues as me!!! it’s like matching friendship bracelets!!!

I need all my favourite characters to be more unhinged.

what is humanity but a fickle shell with a calcium deficiency

wfa + textposts for funsies

I need you to know that I’ve submitted a story of mine to watcher for the nest season of too many spirits - like if my story gets picked I’m going to making a whole separate blog for Shaniacs with ghost experiences - and will be publishing asks lol

Also yeah - go Shane! Go all of us! Like whether or not you believe in ghosts I always think experiences are just fun :)

okay so I’m going to try and make a poll here goes nothing -

(and if anyone asks me to define ‘experience’ ;-; it’s literally just want any believer would define as evidence for ghosts/supernatural/paranormal/other-worldly - use your brain or at least your blood imagination’

PFFFFFFFTTT! LOOK AT THE LITTLE BATS!!!

no fr i love this engineer batman

imagine having your favorite, deadliest gun stolen and fired on you - only to find out it's now non-lethal (ruined) and shoots out little bats like FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

i love it

THE RESULTS ARE IN!!!

okay so I’m going to try and make a poll here goes nothing -

(and if anyone asks me to define ‘experience’ ;-; it’s literally just want any believer would define as evidence for ghosts/supernatural/paranormal/other-worldly - use your brain or at least your blood imagination’

look at this loser who’s never had a strawberry crumble - they all do that

Imagine a Star Trek type food replicator that lacks an internal library of approved outputs and instead uses a generative language model to figure out what you're asking for. People having to do Midjourney-style prompt crafting to get the meals they want out of it. Abusing the system by describing things that absolutely are not food in ways which circumvent the safeguards. Occasionally it produces something that tries to eat you back which it insists with perfect confidence is in fact a strawberry crumble.

Star Trek the original series - my beloved and beloathed

Y’all my tumblr interaction pleading work - anyway if my story goes get featured on too many spirits - I swear I will make an entire new page/whatever on tumblr here for all my ghost and paranormal stories.

I’m manifesting!