Look At This Loser Who’s Never Had A Strawberry Crumble - They All Do That

a comic about cuddles

Lucifer Morningstar

Feat: random photo from the interwebs

He’s so silly I love him

rubber ducks!!!!

everyone’s already said he’s autistic I’m going to say so too

i swear once I actually finish the show I’ll be out here with character analysis

BUT FOR NOW

YOU GET ME FILLING UP MY RELATIVELY NEW BLOG WITH THIS BS

YOU SHOW ME AN AUTISTIC SHORT KING WHO LIKES DUCKS AND IM DONE FOR

srsly can I wrap him in a blanket covered in rubber ducky patterns and feed him some chicken soup and then apple crumble

okay no so apparently the church is just - like that. Yeah there’s fire hazards everywhere. There’s PowerPoint transitions. And you bet they’re not putting the words to the prayers they expect everyone to say into the little booklet they give you.

another benefit (?) to not being fully religious is my younger sister revealed that she had thought the whole ‘Jesus coming back to life’ was a metaphor this whole time.

oh how existing is akin to screaming

pump up the volume

he...he got a slurpee

A brief history of roses

Dogrose: Wow I sure love having softly coloured petals and an easily accessible center for pollination. Horticulturalists: I am going to ruin your whole career and needlessly complicate your entire existence and future

Srsly the coleydoesthings video is doing damage to my heart

like this is what I wanted this is what I needed

I've watched so many youtube videos on wish now it's probably not a good thing lol

Star Trek the original series - my beloved and beloathed

another thing to be wary of are the chameleons of change - the ‘Many Hobbyists’ (often with ADHD) who can be found in all of the above locations - a true cosmopolitan species.

while generally friendly and receptive to guidance from native species they can easily become hostile. This is a survival strategy; they are fully aware that they are encroaching on ecological niches - and that the native fauna is far more suitable to survive in such habitats than they are. Rather than risk being chased out of the store (an unlikely scenario but an engrained survival instinct - residual from the past where these specimen were often alone in large areas and had no pack to rely on) they will instead lash out first and insist they know everything.

With their clever use of the internet and community spaces they are capable of slowing gathering a pack and are perfectly capable of integrating themselves into other ecosystems. Craft Ladies are the preferred target of a symbiotic relationship. The Many Hobbyists can venture further with greater ease, and bring back new techniques and materials. In exchange, the Craft Ladies offer guidance, expertise and protection.

Craft Ladies are uniquely suited to such a task as their overall social and calm nature makes them ideal to soothe a frightened Many Hobbyists, afraid of being seen as the weakest member of the pack.

in larger Craft Lady gathering, many packs will often introduce their resident Many Hobbyist to each other - a rare and delightful experience that would be difficult to naturally occur due to the scarcity and isolation of Many Hobbyists in physical spaces.

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Ryan: We are not here to hurt you. We just want to communicate Shane: SCRATCH MY NIPPLES Ghosts: ... I think we have different definitions of communication