You Will Be Gone In 3 Days

I’m suffering from penis pride

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

Fat chucky cheese = chunky cheese

resident evil 4. Opionions?

Good 😊👍

A bus driver with road rage

How about you bowl these balls ;}

Not to brag but I have no hair ;)

shaved heads are so sexy. i can invite you into my living space and you won't shed hair everywhere, baby that's hot

Guyssss so I had a dream where I took a shit, and today I took a shit that looked just like my dream shit. Like I can not make this shit up, except for the shit I made up, in my dream, cus I did make that shit up in my brain🧠🤯😱

Without me who’s gonna put spiders in the hotel Frosted Flakes machine?

Have you ever thought of a world where you don't exist? Where everything is the same but you don't live it? And everything still functions the same, even without you? Haha... The thought terrifies me.

Why would it function the same? I'm integral.

Working in food has made me realize how many people will come into a restaurant like 2 mins before it closes and order a full meal. Like gurl my drawer is already gone, the people in the kitchen have taken all their utensils to dish, almost all the food is sold out. And they will get SO PISSED about this like lady in the time it took to have this conversation we've literally closed 😊😃