Working In Food Has Made Me Realize How Many People Will Come Into A Restaurant Like 2 Mins Before It

A bus driver with road rage

Without me who’s gonna put spiders in the hotel Frosted Flakes machine?

Have you ever thought of a world where you don't exist? Where everything is the same but you don't live it? And everything still functions the same, even without you? Haha... The thought terrifies me.

Why would it function the same? I'm integral.

Just hit 23 followers (the same number as flavors in doctor pepper) :D

I just wanna say thanks to all the people who aren’t my sisters and friends.

So this one’s to the 20 segs bots that made this possible.

How about you bowl these balls ;}

When ever you are feeling unimportant just remember…….

It only takes one person to stop traffic :)

I’m suffering from penis pride

they always talk about penis envy but what about the other six penis sins

If I was a postman.

I’d post your nudes online.

- Emmer

Not to brag but I have no hair ;)

shaved heads are so sexy. i can invite you into my living space and you won't shed hair everywhere, baby that's hot

You will be gone in 3 days

I downloaded Facebook just to use the Market place, but oh my God. I have stumbled into way too much power. If I have the name of a person I can most definitely find them, and it's so much easier then finding someone of Instagram or tiktok. They must like narrow it down my people in by area or smth. But I'm scared now. If this power goes to my head I may become to dangerous. Someone will have to eliminate me before I destroy the world.😔😥😱

resident evil 4. Opionions?

Good 😊👍