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ITS MAH FREAKING BIRTHDAY

HOLY CRAP. LOCKWOOD & CO COMES OUT ON FRIDAY.

HEAVY YELLOWJACKETS SEASON 3 EPISODE 9 SPOILERS BELOW

oh big van and baby van my heart :(

THE SINGLE TEAR

OH I FORGOT THIS WAS HAPPENING HI SHAUNA

oh yuck

NOT THE FLOWERBED

oh we back in the wilderness hey shauna

'little girl' oh why do i hate this man

YOU TELL HIM SHAUNA

'we survived' YEAH BARELY, BABE

taivan fight i can't do this 😭

tell 'em misty

OH MY GOD MELISSA MISTY TAIVAN MEETUP

OH MY GOD X MARKS THE SPOT

what is travis doing

OH MY GOD THATS THE PIT

travis is pit girl confirmed

i hope shauna gets to kill kodiak

thank god they're being reasonable here

well, reasonable-ish

OH THE FREEZER WAS MISTY

yk what, go off misty, you tell them queen

I AM GOING TO KISS LOTTIE

oh he's going to try and kill her i don't like him anymore. i mean, i understand his thinking, but that is my little cult leader, sooooo...

CALLIE AND JEFF MY LOVLIES

that is a helicopter

GET OUT OF HERE WALTER

misty and her fuckass watch im crying i love her

where is van off to

OH IS THIS AB THE PHONE

i was correct

oh yeah melissa didn't know ab adam😬

melissa havin a chat with the mother-in-law

shauna jealoussssss

oh they are fightinggg

OUCH

OH

oh she missed

JAVI MENTION IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2025

WAS SHE STANDING ON THE TRAP

lottie is jesus walking on water ahh

FATHER DAUGHTER ACTIVITIES I LOVE JEFF AND CALLIE

a very sexy lady go jeff

i need to give him a hug😭

shauna missing melissa

hashtag don't trust kodiak

OH SHAUNA KNEW is it because of the hair? she got some kinda wierd connection now, huh

O SHE STABBED HIM hannah is a yellowjacket now

misty digging deeper go queen

I JUST HAVE A BAD FEELING ABOUT WALTER I CAN'T EXPLAIN IT

yes distract him go queen

WHAT DO YOU SEE MISTY

DID WALTER KILL HER AS SOME KINDA FUCKED UP WAY TO GET TO MISTY I BET HE DID

TAI NO

ooh dream sequence

ITS THE PHONE FROM THE TITLE SEQUENCE

tai and other tai fight omg

she just gonna cut the rope (i hope)

oh nat😭😭 NO I NEED TO HUG HER

snow

THE TRANSPONDER

NAT'S GONNA FIND OUT I BET YOU ANYTHING

SHIT

i knew she was just gonna cut the ropes

but you're not gonna kill her

and they hug and i cry

WOAH

HUH

NO NO NO MELISSA YOU FUCKASS HOE

NO TAI I CANT

what the FUCK

not the fucking plane

sobbing so hard i actually threw up

did not enjoy that

ill see you all next week

the episode itself isn't showing up yet, but the title is, and i can confirm 'did tai do that?' is the funniest fucking thing i've seen all week

i love how s3 finale completely flips our perspective on the hunt from the pilot. half of the girls weren’t even hunting. van standing over the pit seemed so menacing in the pilot but now it’s just heartbreaking. mari being pit girl, not because the wilderness chose but because shauna chose. mari was only wearing a nightdress so she could use her clothes as a decoy. and turns out mari was a decoy while the others tried to get rescue. misty removing her mask and smiling not because they caught mari but because they’re getting rescued and there’s nothing shauna can do about it. the hair on the antler queen costume wasn’t a collection of various victims’ hair, it was just mari’s. this whole time we thought it was all the girls collectively giving in to the hunt and the wildness of it, but really it was just shauna, along with lottie and tai. none of them wanted to do a hunt, none of them wanted mari to be chosen.

🗣I FORGET HOW THE WEST WAS WON💃🔊🎧🎶

yellowjackets season 2 & 3 spoilers (theory)

walter killed lottie. this is not 100% confirmed, obviously, but i feel like after the scene with misty at his house in ep 9, it's the most plausible theory.

so, here's why i think he did it.

after nat died, we all saw how dependent misty was on walter. my theory is that after misty started being independent again (well, the misty version of independent), walter missed that and decided that the only way for the 'problem' to be 'fixed' was for him to kill another one of the yellowjackets and entice misty into the mystery aspect of the murder, OR, have her so upset by lotties death that she would fall back into the needing him.

that ia my theory, hope you like it.

LOCKWOOD & CO COMES OUT TOMORROW AT 7 PM(for me). I AM SO INCREDIBLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS.

LOL NAH. TOMORROW IS GONNA BE SPENT FINDING EVERY SINGLE BLANKET AND/OR PILLOW THAT I OWN AND PILING THEM UP ON THE COUCH.

Fr tho, some one should make a Lockwood & Co groupchat. That would be so cool.

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