Hello! You Don't Know Me, But I Know You, I Like To Think I'm Good Friends With Scout, And You Might've

Be for you say anything else just check went I sent in your ask box..

PSST HEY. I think spy has a little crush on you :333

-neppa:3

.. he does? What uh,, what makes ya say that?- Wait .. which one?? Ah shoot,, I ain't too sure..

I mean, he's just so pretty,, n' everytime I try and find sumthin ta' say to em, I get choked up- I dunno if his classy self would like a simple ol' country boy like me ..

I thoguth engiespy was Napoleon Syndrome? (I love the ship names lol some of these are so funny)

//im not sure lmao

Well approach em like a friend! A workplace buddy, y'know?

But. I know he’s Mon son. I get all nervous.

OML INVISIBLE PISS... (That's beautiful)

// it is. It truely is.

How many Blus have you dated??

Excluding the scout, all of them.

What do you mean, ex-partner? Like, excoworker? Oorrrr...?

I’ll let your mind wonder.

just ate some bombass bonbons so I had to ask, what’s ur favorite flavor of them?

I don’t like bonbons.

Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.

yer kewl

Why thank you.

Husband??? What on earth happened between you and Engie in dms????

Non of your concern