Well Approach Em Like A Friend! A Workplace Buddy, Y'know?

Mrr hurrdurr hm hurr! 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

Oui, me and you can go play dress up Cher.

Why u pretty

Lots of make up.

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💄 + 🔥

Awwww, Merci Mon Ami.

WHO IN THE HELL PUT 60,273 VIRUSES ON MY LABTOP.

Uh, well, anyways. Brought some creamy salmon soup for you! - Chef Anon

I’m sorry but I do not like soup, but merci for the food :) dell might eat it!

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Meow !

YOU DID WHAT.

April Fools checklist

-put gum in @atomicbonkenergydrink's hat

-Drew funny faces on @listenupcupcakes's weird wooden cutouts

-Put glitter in @mmphmmphmrf's flamethrower's canister thingy

-Put a woopee cushion on Engineer's chair

-Put a bow on Sasha

-Put ink on Lookout's binnoculars

-watered down @meeeebbottalofscruhmpyuyy's booze

-Replaced @elegantredsnake's cigarettes with candy ones

-swapped @itsajobnotamentalsickness jarates with jars of lemonade

-planted a fake bird in @anotherbloodiedbonesaw lab

its not ur fault for having a son. id totally fuck his mom/your girlfriend? Mistress? One night stand? Idk, she’s hot

It was a T4T relationship, to technically I’m his Mom and Marie is his Dad.

Non ❤️

@elegantredsnake I need to talk to you.

Hey spy! quick question of uhh… no importance. But if I were to lay a trap for demoman, what would be the best thing to use?

I though about scrumpy but I don’t know which brand.

DO NOT USE JUST SCRUMPY.

You HAVE to use red wine, vinegar, and scrumpy to have it work, he will know if it’s just scrumpy.

Also when you captured him, bring him to my smoking room I need to brush and re-braid his hair.