So, I Might Be Stupid

This week's Biological hot take:

The platypus is a remenant of a previous nuclear fallout.

Hear me out: a stereotypical zombie movie, but instead of having a ragtag band of teens or slightly unhinged adults, it's five different doctors and just this one guy™. There's a veterinarian, a dentist, an entomologist (who has a doctorate and thus insists upon being referred to as a doctor, thank you very much), a retired nutritionist, and two plastic surgeons (one of them got their license revoked for medical malpractice but both of them always insist that it's the other doctor; all of the other doctors are slightly unnerved by them), and finally you just have this one guy who is the physical personification of the name "Steve". He is incredibly strong for no reason other than that he was a stripper before the apocalypse hit. Thank you for coming to my TED talk-

I would kiss someone on the mouth if they designed a monster just to analyze how it would interact with its environment

Me, staring at the exhaustion-induced hallucination in the corner of my room: bleas go away I'm trng t resst.

Creature: Hören Sie zu und lernen Sie, verpassen Sie nicht die ChanceHier sind wir mit dem Karamelltanz

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".

Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you

So, I candied some orange peel today. Naturally, as a consequence due to the law of equivalent exchange, I have created a metric fuckton of orange simple syrup, and. . . this shit tastes exactly like fruitloops??? Why????

I need a hero right now (science side of tumblr)

I've had this account in the back of my phone for years so I'm interested in seeing how Tumbler's etiquette system works haha

Me, staring at TikTok, who is under an interrogation light: "What have you done..?"

*Glances back at Tumblr live* "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"

Hi hello Terzo lovers community are we losing our minds. I'm going to try painting him; wish me luck. Feel free to comment on the outfit because I was trying my hand at designing something and it went from say yes to the dress to say yes to the SLUT.