Hear Me Out: A Stereotypical Zombie Movie, But Instead Of Having A Ragtag Band Of Teens Or Slightly Unhinged
Hear me out: a stereotypical zombie movie, but instead of having a ragtag band of teens or slightly unhinged adults, it's five different doctors and just this one guy™. There's a veterinarian, a dentist, an entomologist (who has a doctorate and thus insists upon being referred to as a doctor, thank you very much), a retired nutritionist, and two plastic surgeons (one of them got their license revoked for medical malpractice but both of them always insist that it's the other doctor; all of the other doctors are slightly unnerved by them), and finally you just have this one guy who is the physical personification of the name "Steve". He is incredibly strong for no reason other than that he was a stripper before the apocalypse hit. Thank you for coming to my TED talk-
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Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".
15 whole people??? Where the fuck did you all come from
. . . Also, I've been rewatching the 'Satanized' music video --- based on the bit towards the end where the monk begins to rotate vertically and it transitions to Papa V. . . Are. . . Are they the same guy? Is. . .
. . .Is Papa V canonically rocking a monk haircut under his mitre?????
Ghost just teased the crap out of us. Put up the billboard and laughed when the video dropped. The Ghouls and Ghulehs are cackling. Papa V must be very SHY and DEMURE remove your hands sir I beg of you
I had a horrifying realization the other day...
Everyone, meet Hatsune TemMiku, the underground's less-known star.
This week's Biological hot take:
The platypus is a remenant of a previous nuclear fallout.
Peppermint? Enemies to lovers. Wintergreen? Friend to lovers. Spearmint? Strangers to lovers. Cinnamon? Evil AU. Marzipan? Library AU. Strawberry? Ninjas. Chocolate? Found family.
I would kiss someone on the mouth if they designed a monster just to analyze how it would interact with its environment
Love having my joints pop and crack every time I move so people stare at me like some sort of animism-realized marimba.
Like, look Dennis, I can't help it if I have to ruthlessly, constantly battle my skeleton for dominance. It's been in there for thousands of years, I can't help if it is feeling a little claustrophobic.
Apparently I forgot to verify my email. I am now afraid.
19 ...... I don't know man, I just work here. I also function as an editor. Feel free to ask me to proofread stuff.
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