Me, Staring At TikTok, Who Is Under An Interrogation Light: "What Have You Done..?"

Love having my joints pop and crack every time I move so people stare at me like some sort of animism-realized marimba.

Like, look Dennis, I can't help it if I have to ruthlessly, constantly battle my skeleton for dominance. It's been in there for thousands of years, I can't help if it is feeling a little claustrophobic.

The Internet is a fantastical, wonderful place where you can get billions of dollars for free! Give me your credit card number and it will be deposited in your bank account in 1*2*2^8 years time!

I know not what Miette looks like but only that this mysterious cat has had such a profound impact on my life

Hear me out: a stereotypical zombie movie, but instead of having a ragtag band of teens or slightly unhinged adults, it's five different doctors and just this one guy™. There's a veterinarian, a dentist, an entomologist (who has a doctorate and thus insists upon being referred to as a doctor, thank you very much), a retired nutritionist, and two plastic surgeons (one of them got their license revoked for medical malpractice but both of them always insist that it's the other doctor; all of the other doctors are slightly unnerved by them), and finally you just have this one guy who is the physical personification of the name "Steve". He is incredibly strong for no reason other than that he was a stripper before the apocalypse hit. Thank you for coming to my TED talk-

I mentioned Tumblr to a friend and he didn't know what it is. Is nature healing or have the old gods abandoned us? Find out next time on Lost.

I have 250+ bones and they are all unhappy with me

Has this been my profile background for a long time now? Yes. Did I ever actually post it? (Now,) also yes. I made this a couple of years ago and had a witty name for it originally but can no longer recall it. So! For now it is "Rhapsodeteriorate".

So I found the part of Tumblr where people absolutely ravage you mind and body with nothing but words on a screen and I may be emotionally stunted but even I know what holding back tears is like

Peppermint? Enemies to lovers. Wintergreen? Friend to lovers. Spearmint? Strangers to lovers. Cinnamon? Evil AU. Marzipan? Library AU. Strawberry? Ninjas. Chocolate? Found family.

Category Three Autism Event incoming (Ghost concert). No I will not shut up about it and yes I'm going to be mildly insufferable. I will steadily increase my rate of vibration until I am phasing out of my skin up to the start of the concert, at which point I will pop out of existence with a burst of confetti. Thank you for your time.

GHOST ASKS

Culpa - When did you first discover Ghost?

Spirit - What’s your favorite Ghost song?

Pinnacle - What’s your favorite Ghost album?

Hammer - If you could resurrect one Papa, who would you pick?

Zero - Have you been to one of their concerts?

Cirice - Have you written/read or have stumbled upon Ghost fanfiction?

Rats - Copia or Papa III?

Mummy - Have you ever attempted to cosplay someone from Ghost (or are planning to)?

Ghuleh - What’s your least favorite Ghost album?

Ritual - Do you own any merch?

Secular - What’s your favorite Ghost MV?

Elizabeth - Do you have a Ghost blog, or do you post things related to Ghost?

Monstrance - Would you consider yourself a Ghost “superfan”?

Majesty - Do you have a favorite ghoul?

Satan - Do you believe Ghost is satanic?

Genesis - Would you kill Copia if it meant you could bring back all of the Papas?

Crucified - What was the song that introduced you to Ghost?

Macabre - Do you enjoy the interviews and the lore, or do you like sticking to just the music?