ME

chat I need lazy morning make outs that lead to soft sex with her right now or i’m gonna go absolutely insane

sex was definitely better pre 9/11 whenever they added all that tsa bullshit they ruined sex too i know this

I JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE FROM ENGLAND, CAN I HELP SOMEHOW??

GUYS I CAN FINALLY POST AGAIN WOO ILL RESPOND TO EVERYONE SOON

yk my anxious dumbass thought i got banned or sum

My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

Tumblr do y'all perchance have some good fanarts of pregnant Hilson? ><

And the hips too! ><

please grab me by the throat as you kiss me!

If you were to make a "third party" blog about yourself, would it be fanpage, hatepage, or would you just be your own papparazi?

You go girl

10000 likes!

I FEEL LIKE I'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE A WEEK, WDYM 10K?!?!?