If You Were To Make A "third Party" Blog About Yourself, Would It Be Fanpage, Hatepage, Or Would You

"Sex is what makes us human" is stupid. Almost every species fucks. Humans are the only species that jumps motorcycles over school buses that are on fire. Some other things too probably

do you have a crush on me? have you had a crush on me? will you have a crush on me? when will you have a crush on me?

im like if someones deadbeat loser unemployed boyfriend was a girl with a job

LET'S WHOA WITH MAMA

let's. let's woah with mama. i'll see myself out

sometimes, as a tgirl dating another tgirl, your partner will randomly metamorphosize and transform into a corrupted version of herself; at which point you must spend the next hour engaged in a verbal boss fight attempting to assure her that you do in fact love her and that she deserves to have you as a partner. if you lose she kills herself

Tumblr do y'all perchance have some good fanarts of pregnant Hilson? ><

oh my god

My razor once ran out of battery after shaving one leg, and I never found the motivation to shave the other after charging it, so I walked around with only one leg shaven for like a week

accidentally shaved the same leg twice and left one unshaven 😐