My Favorite Jokes Are About Mispronouncing Philosophers' Names But I'm Afraid It's A Nietzsche Subgenre

the gap in my resume is when I was imagining two repressed homos go at it raw. in my brain

chat I need lazy morning make outs that lead to soft sex with her right now or i’m gonna go absolutely insane

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

RAAAAAAAAA

Drunk, not high, but actually the average age of a person's first cigarette is 12 lol. You can't get that high from them though.

Most people drink like once a month at parties, it's not like there are 12 year olds who drink rum every night.

I usually drink beer and/or vodka cuz I love the taste. I love to go drink beer with my classmates after school (still studying, most people are in school until around 25) but you can't really get much drunk from 1-2 beers, I drink it mostly for the taste.

Dear Russians ,

I have a sincere question.

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IS IT F🍺KING TRUE U GUYS DRINK AT THE AGE OF 13 ?!?!

Whoa mama there's a secret shortcut around his castle, lemme show you, you're gonna love Liurnia <3

Woah mama I died to a spider thing

i dont understand why its called cookie run and how any of its characters are supposed to be cookies. those arent cookies. half of them are named stuff like "crazy midnight lotus jester shadow moon swirl" well thats not a cookie.

Blade and Dan Heng

Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.