Astrid: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons?
Snotlout: Um, make lemonade?
Astrid: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!
*Dagur is cooking*
Fishlegs: Any chance that’s for me?
Dagur: It’s for Astrid and Hiccup. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side.
Heather: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.
I can survive well enough on my own— if given the proper reading material.
Hermione Granger, probably
Tuffnut: Hiccup said its my turn with the brain cell.
Ruffnut: Square up.
Harry: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.
Hermione: I need you to be less vague and less weird.
Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?
Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.
Tuffnut: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Hiccup, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
Hermione: Just a bit of light reading!
Hermione: Don’t worry, I still have a few books up my sleeve.
Ron: I think you mean cards-
Harry: No, she doesn’t.
Hermione: *pulling out Hogwarts, A History from her sleeve* No, I don’t.
She/HerHarry Potter; How To Train Your Dragon; Marvel; AtLA; Throne of Glass; The Dragon Prince; ACOTAR
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