He Will- Heeeeh- Swim Up To Youu

What the fuck.

Yall.. I just realized I was knee deep in the Sanders Side content when I wrote this.

IT WAS WHEN PATTON STARTED HAVING TROUBLE TELLING RIGHT FROM WRONG AND THOMAS DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK AND JANUS WAS TRYING TO HELP AND ROMAN WAS UPSET. It all makes sense now.

Patton's the compus, Janus's the snake, I think Roman's the map and Logan's the spy glass or the other way around, and the rose part is Virgil.

What the fuck. I ain't showin it but I'm freaken out right now, what kinda self-discovery is this.

Also, I'm an aweful poet.

I woke up randomly last night, wrote this, and went back to sleep.

TV: We're gonna land in the water!

Me: ..wait no mARKS AFRAID OF THE OCEAN-

also i should have said this in the previous ask, and i think i’ve asked this before, but have you seen the x-files?

Remember when I said I would after watching supernatural? Well the finalie messed me up and i d8dnt wanna watch anything else and then mom was like "have you seen Dexter?" And im a sucker for that mind of the killer stuff hence why i love edgar allen poe

THDR: i absolutly will after i finish dexter cuz it can mess me up like the confession scene

friend: do you have ocd?

Me: the normal amount- no a bit above the normal amount

Friend: howso?

Me: well i get upset when im on a different seat in the bus or when seating charts change

Friend: ..that's not ocd

Me: oh..

Friend: that's more autism ocd..

Me: oh..

"my child is fine"

your child is looking up the birthdate of fictional characters so they can accurately place their own self inserts into the proper timeline.

You child preforms receptive moments like a stressed ape at the zoo for hrs a day

Your child listens to music so loud on their headphones that they no longer see what's in front of them but a whole other universe

me, I am that child

On the bus right now

Paparatzzi is playing

Why is Mr. I've Been Driving These Buses for Thirty-Four Years Willie Brown listening to Lady Gaga

I'd like to think, with all my knowlage on thirty ways to kill ⏃ man, that ⟟ would be the protaganist in ⏃ horror movie. But, I've come to the realization that I'd probably be one of the extras that dies to BARELY advance the plot

Daily dose of: me and sis :D

*3AM*

Sister: Jellie died!

Me: What!

Sis: *bawling her eyes out*

Me: Okay, watch something happy- Ranboo out of context or something- and forget about it and grieve in the morning.

Sis: He lost his best friend- *bawling*

Me, panicing: Turn on some whacky kazoo music and go to sleep!

Sis: Ohh- a baby rabbit *sniffling*

Me: Yes, watch the video about the baby rabbit... and don't think about how it'll inevitably die someday-

Sis: Taz!

Me: What?! I'm soulless at this point- memento mori, baby.

Sis: Ah, here- *shows me phone*- Tango's a happy man, right?

sam winchester, age 13, holding a cheap deck of magic cards: hey dad lemme show you some magic :)

john winchester, sweating:

Out in these parts, the squrrils steal the crab apples and go up to a big branch were they lie down upside down hangin' by their toes to eat