Out In These Parts, The Squrrils Steal The Crab Apples And Go Up To A Big Branch Were They Lie Down Upside

In band today Mr Beam[yes im using code names] let everyone vent about yesterdays costume fiasco, and reasoning with us about how at the end of the day shes the boss and we have to do what she says and how we could have our parents or gardians join a board of education meeting to voice their feelings.

Near the end i pitched in something like "It feels like it shouldn't have been made an issue at all, and teens- it's nature for them to rebel-" "uh yeah ya think" " But half the school- anyone that could afford getting dresscoded and didn't have strict parents were inevitably gonna dress up and it seems like it ended up being more of a destraction than if everyone just dressed up in the first place." And he got real quiet for a second and than pointed at me and said "Now the way she just said that- that patient calm tone- that is the tone you should use if you go to one of the members of the board of education" I was screaming inside

how the fuck did “i have a nerf gun under my mattress” turn into “i have a gun in my backpack”???

I got no fuckin clue- me and Aiden were obviously messin around too cuz they then reported that he said something about a gun as well and he's EIGHT YEARS OLD

So appearently the word 'gun' is tabooed

Daily dose of: me and sis :D

*Me and my sister at night listening to see if mom went back to bed*

Me: *Dramatically puts hand up to ear*

Me: *Alternating ears repetitively*

Sis: ⟟ just imagine Dolores doing that when she's alone

Me: .....Umbridge?

Sis: *slow-mo bitch face*

Sis, in ⏃ heavy Spanish accent: From ENcAntO '🤌'🤌'🤌'

So I'm in band right.

Here's what I've learned:

Trumpets- aren't playing half the time

Saxaphones- trying their best

Claranets- actually sound great

Drums- chill and good at smackin sticks

Flutes- will shove a picolo up your ass if you dare use the term 'woodwind' offenceivly

Those three girls in the back that sometimes do stuff- cowbell and fancy mirakas i aint even shittin you

Pianists- one of them sorta knows what they doing the other doesn't give a shit and just presses buttons and everyone ignores them unless they wanna hit some keys while walking by

amen

It's like an instict almost

Me, writing in my notes app:

Mom: what are you doing?

Me, switching tabs discreatly: looking at the economic inpact of turtles-

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

Angular grapefruit..

Why does God hate me?

NICE so it turns out my "Caine appointed Nickname" is Meowing Pineapple, I HONESTLY Don't what to say that 😅

What is the Gongoozler?!

Wouldn't you like to know-

The Gongoozlerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Domesticated angel

Did yall ever go onto google maps just to scroll around in satillite view or was I just wierd