*Me and my sister at night listening to see if mom went back to bed*
Me: *Dramatically puts hand up to ear*
Me: *Alternating ears repetitively*
Sis: ⟟ just imagine Dolores doing that when she's alone
Me: .....Umbridge?
Sis: *slow-mo bitch face*
Sis, in ⏃ heavy Spanish accent: From ENcAntO '🤌'🤌'🤌'
sam winchester, age 13, holding a cheap deck of magic cards: hey dad lemme show you some magic :)
john winchester, sweating:
"Yeahh, twenty-twenty-two wasn't my best year.."
"What do you mean?"
"Weeell-"
You can here my dad and grandmother in the background😭
I'm back :D
It wasn't that bad, actually met alot of fire people and the counsolers were awesome.
My mom snuck my sis her phone on the second day
APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.
I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.
I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.
But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.
I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.
I'm gonna die by choking on cotton candy or some shit
My squrrily madd brain is unsure what to do with my appeal to ponynatural
Yknow, I always liked to joke about how I was always that one kid with a perfect home life and moderatly strict parents [which is actually good] that are also cool parents and they love eachother- and this is ironic because they're getting divorced now :]
I was cooling down from a mild argument and my sister walked by and in my head I went "I'm gonna claw your fucking eyes out" because I didn't like the pattern of her steps.
She did a weird 'walking to the tune of a song' thing, and I was ready to rip her arms off..
OMG GOOD YOUR ALIVE I WAS GETTING WORRIED‼️
IM SORRYY IVE BEEN GETTING PREOCUPIED LATELY AND ALWAYS FORGET TO UPDATE
Taz - Female - 15 - posts random things that ⟟ think is funny - if you wanna interact go ahead - also, I'm ⏃ maladaptive daydreamer to anyone who cares :]
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