I'd Like To Think, With All My Knowlage On Thirty Ways To Kill ⏃ Man, That ⟟ Would Be The Protaganist

He will- heeeeh- swim up to youu

The Gongoozlerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Family Disapointment Backstreet Boys: Tell me why. I only came here for the cake.

medieval backstreet boys: you are… my friar

Me: I don't need a therapist. Thanks to my MaDD I know alot about my actions and reactions that would normally take years of therapy to figure out so seeking a proffesional to conferm that would be a silly waste of money.

Also me, thinking I'm selfish for thinking: I don't deserve anything I'm a worthless waste of skin I wish everyone would forget about me I'm such a bad person I should leave my friends and not burden them I should just run away so no one would

oh no. don’t super delete your channel, mark.

Honey, I don't know what the fuck that is but it sure as hell is scarier than a bear

And that's how ⟟ met your mom

answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

APERENTLY we arent allowed to have our phones at this church camp which is bullshit cuz if theres an emergency I'm not waiting for the teacher lady to make her way over and make some calls.

I'm either bringing my phone or a fucking gun. At least a pocket knife or some shit.

I'm not even addicted to social media. Like, yes, I like watching youtube vids and yes I like scrolling tumblr and ao3.

But, I'm mainly PHONE addicted. I'm addicted to chatting w/ my friends on Discord and listening to music and stuff in samsung fucking notes. It's moments like these that I wish I asked for a walkman sooner.

I'm not trying to be "woke" about it or anything, I get that theyre trying to "reconnect us with the lord" and shit but in todays day and age and the fact we are literally on the brink of a fucking civil war I'd prefer to have my contact device in my back pocket.

Homecoming was last night

Half the time I was following someone around like a lost puppy and the other half I was standing to the side like:

🕴👁-👁👋

Me, watching unus annus clips: wow, I wasn't around for this I'm really sad

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment

me watching unus annus clips: wow i didn’t appreciate this enough in the moment