I'm A Maladaptive Daydreamer. I Like Moths. I'm Your Stereotypical Ao3 Author.

Bus boy 2 is showin his grandpa fornite

Grandpa: Now Ive lived a long time and have eaten a lot of bananas and not one of em danced

TV: We're gonna land in the water!

Me: ..wait no mARKS AFRAID OF THE OCEAN-

PLEASE

Reblog if it's okay to start talking to you.

I'm convinced that Scott not letting Jimmy die first in secret life, fucked the timeline up

JIMMY IS DOING WELL- LIKE HE GOT KILLS

SCAR IS BEING RESPONSIBLE

JOEL IS LESS VIOLENT

IMPLUSE IS BEING MENTAL UNSTABLE

GRIAN CAN'T KEEP IT TOGETHER

MARTYN AND REN ARE A BIT ROCKY RN

GEM IS LOSING SANITY

SCOTT MIGHT GENUINELY HAVE NO ALLIES IN 2 SESSION-

Yall my band teachers awesome and we call him mr. Bean

Never getting over the end of After School Special where the teacher's like, "All that matters is that you're happy, Sam. Are you happy?" and Sam says, "🥺"

Out in these parts, the squrrils steal the crab apples and go up to a big branch were they lie down upside down hangin' by their toes to eat

ok you said your in band but you didn’t specify what instrument you played

sir or ma’am or they’em what notes do you make

I'm the pianist that sorta knows what they're doing :]

I am this close to throwing myself off a bridge

First day of school- pray for me atheists

So, my sister shoved a googly eye in my figit spinner and yALL-

It looks like a Garten of Banban character-

I'm gonna draw it😭