PLEASE

poor guy had limited life flashbacks

So I'm home from school today..

Cuz we went on lockdown-

my school has a problem with pj pants and hats with the word "wiskey" on em

School be like; *Gasp* I see you! DRESSCODE 👹

Soooo

My mom is sending me and my sis to a church camp for next week- a whole six-and-a-half days- but.. half of my shirts are Supernatural shirts. And it's the middle of summer so I'm not alowd to where jackets.

We have to have both "play clothes" and clothes for service (whatever the fuck that is)

AND we need "shower shoes" like flip-flops.

YALL I DON'T OWN FLIP-FLOPS

So, time sensative question: whAT DO I DO-

You can't un-convince me that the reason we didn't have a 'swimming out of the plane and to shore' scene was 30% budget, tecnicalitys, n stuff and 70% Markimoo fears the ocean

I remember when trump was first elected,(maybe a bit after because I think I was a bit older) we had been listening to a recorded comedy show podcast thing with one of our favorite comedians and he said something about how he can’t wait for the day that a baby runs the country. and i distinctly remember my mom pausing the thing and saying something like “we already have a big orange baby running the country”. it seemed funnier at the time

-have a nice day

Pfff

A peice of history right here

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

What do normal peoples consciences sound like?

HOLY SHIT

THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS OUT NOW ON AMAZON PRIME

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

I REPEAT

THE EDGE OF SLEEP IS AVAILABLE TO WATCH ON AMAZON PRIME RIGHT NOW

when someone breaks your keyboard so at the pep rally you have to sit in the corner all pathetic and hit a cow bell with a drum stick t-t