Morgan : UNSUB AT 3 O'CLOCK !

Emily : I get the point of the phrase "hurt people hurt people" but I just hear a command twice

Emily at the slightest problem : That's it I'm planning another funeral.

JJ : Emily nO-

Policeman : And you guys are ?

Emily : Tired

Spencer : Dead inside

JJ : Anxious

Morgan : Hungry

Hotch :

Hotch : We're the BAU

Emily, having a rampage : SAY THAT AGAIN-

JJ : Those red flags be heart shaped tho

Therapist : And remember, you are your own worst enemy.

Reid, somehow proud : Undefeated dude

Emily : When I get doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at a time and heat them up throughout the week so that I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times

Hotch : I hope you understand how food poisoning works

Emily : And I hope food poisoning knows how I work because I never met a burger I couldn't eat.

Reid : What doesn't kill me makes me wish it did

Emily : In my defense, your honor, I simply do not vibe with the law

Reid : I am smartest, wisest person of this group.

Rossi : Kid, is your hand stuck in this vending machine ?

Reid : I paid for my bag of candy, I'm getting my bag of candy.

Emily : Don't come on a case thinking it's going to be easy, we dig through the ditches and burn through the bitches in here