Today’s The Day

I want more Bart Allen and Jason Todd tropes

Okay, listen, because this is like hella important:

Jason Todd dies when he's still a young robin, he gets yeeted into the dirty regen bath and returns with a vengence that just hits different

Bart Allen dies as Impulse, Flash, and Kid Flash (I'll explain those in a bit) and comes back then continues to pretend like nothing happened, cause he doesn't wanna talk about it. He never does, that's just him.

So These two are already like peas in a pod-ish, but I feel like they'd have this amazing dynamic.

Bart likes to talk a lot, Jay is pretty sassy and quick to comment but not too talkative, so I feel like they'd have good discussions. Plus, Jay loves liturature and Bart is a stickler for facts about lit and science. They'd have plenty of intellectual conversations.

Jason would see past Bart's persona facade pretty easy, Bart feels more comfortable around him cause they've been through similar stuff and it takes a while but they help each other open up.

Bart would be a great outsider. He's a time anomaly, angsty speedster with way too much internalised pain from all his experiences. (Yj really didn't do him justice, pun intended) Also, he's a great drawer.

I have so much more but Im running out of rant energy rn so I'll continue in another post sometime.

You spin me right round baby right.... you know what? I’m not even gonna do the meme. You already know it, I’m not gonna waste my time.

Happy 2018 bitches!!! (Foreign places always get the good shit)

inaccurate Batfam quotes #36

Dick: You little shit.

Jason: They just like me better!

Dick: Right, and how much did you have to blackmail them to believe that you little gremlin.

Bruce: What's going on here?

Dick: Jason stole one of my best friends and Ex girlfriend!

Jason: I plead the fifth! Can't steal what you never had!

Dick: Why you-

Bruce: Dick, maybe consider that they do like Jason for his... personality.

Jason: Why you gotta say it like that?

Dick: This is ridiculous. *storms off all dramatically*

Bruce: Maybe for future reference, don't steal any of Dick's friends.

Jason: Fine, I won't steal any more of Dick's best friends. Yeesh.

[One week later]

Jason: *casually sitting on a seat enjoying hot cocoa*

Tim: *slams the door open* YOU BITCH!

Jason: *smirking* Hi, Timmy.

Tim: DoN'T Hi TiMmY mE, YoU tOoK BaRt FrOm Me hOw CoUlD yOU!

Bruce: Jason, this isn't what I meant when I said don't steal any more of Dick's friends.

Jason: You should have specified.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #28

✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟBatfam Twitter, Otherwise known as: Idiots with Internet PART 2

Bruce Wayne🗸 @ BrucieWayneOfficial

@ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend Doesn't she look beautiful in her dress for tonights Gala? IMG.29ghv260na.JPG

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Selina Kyle @ Diamondsareacatsbestfriend

@BrucieWayneOfficial Oh, you.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

Hey, join me on insta live later to see if we can convince Dami to put on a panguin onsie! LOL So cute

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

@FlyingGraysonJr Grayson, what are you talking about. I will NOT be putting on that abomination.

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

20k retweets and I shoot @ sleepwhenimdead with a tranq dart

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ sleepwhenimdead The people have spoken. OKAY TIMMY, TIME FOR BEDDY-BYE

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ zombierebellion HOW COULD YOU ALL, I THOUGHT YOU CARED

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

I woke from being tranqued and it's been 53 hours...

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

At least you slept.

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Damian Wayne🗸 @ TheBloodSon

Despite being the most heinous article of clothing I have ever seen, the material is quite comfortable. But I'm never wearing it again.

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Dick GAYson🗸 @ FlyingGraysonJr

@ TheBloodSon But you looked so cute as a panguin! IMG.92htmil83.JPG

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Jay Son🗸 @ zombierebellion

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon looks normal like that. Minus the sour face.

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Tim Drake🗸 @ sleepwhenimdead

@ FlyingGraysonJr @ TheBloodSon @ zombierebellion he looks so precious even though he's going to kill us all..

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OKay but what if Owen was born first? What if when Digger got sent through time, he didn't go so far and he met Meloni BEFORE she and Don fell in love? What if Owen was raised by Meloni? And Don was his step dad? And when Bart was born, and Don was killed, the same lab that had Bart in the VR simulation kept Owen captive. And when Iris broke Bart out, she got both of them? And while she told Bart about his Thawne/Allen lineage, and about his Grandpa Barry, she also told Owen about his father, his real father? What if they were sent back in time together, and Owen protected his little brother? He tells Bart stories about the father he never got the chance to meet, and things about their mother Bart didn't get the chance to know. That when Max took Bart in, he went to find Digger? What if They already knew each other, and Bart was Impulse and Owen was Captain Boomerang Jr? That Bart never fought the Rogues and refused to bring any of them in because of it, and Owen may help rob banks and pull heists, but he wouldn't lay a hand on them Flashers. Those are Family. That every time he and Bart see each other, it's just a nice brother reunion and catching up.

And then Thad comes along and Owen being a big dumb himbo boy, goes ":0 Bart NEW BROTHER :D" and adopts the kid on the spot. Thad, never having a place ever or any kind of positive connection in his thousand years of life just accepting defeat, cause “maybe this orangutang wasn't so bad, unlike my counterpart”. And Owen was like their glue that kept them from killing each other until they established an unbreakable bond. Digger adopted all of them with Max as the co-parent and now they're just a happy family.

inaccurate Batfam quotes #32

(Idea from a good friend on instagram: Barbara :3)

Wayne Manor but Quarantine

Bruce: Realizes he'll be practically trapped in his house with all his crazy™ kids and he sighs internally, externally, eternally...

Selina: Goes on her "shopping sprees" because since everything is closed security is short-staffed. ;) but she's having a great time with it. She also makes this time to bond with all the kids cause she wants to be the best step-mom UwU

Dick: All his brothers bet on how long he'd last. He lasted a day. (Tim won the bet) He Becomes depressed after a week and has often been seen on the lounge couch in pajamas and a robe eating a tub of ice cream and watching mean girls. Constantly talking about wanting to go see Wally and being shot down. (It doesn't matter tho cause Wally comes to see him anyway)

Babs: Does not mind quarantine. Stays healthy and active. Get's REALLY into TikTok and Instagram. Starts like- 5 new hobbies: Yoga, makeup art, making TikTok memes (and forcing Dick to be in some of them) etc.

Jason: Doesn't care about the warnings. Leaves the house a lot. Goes to public places. Since everything is closed he chills on rooftops or sometimes even parks. Occasionally joined by Roy Harper. helps Alfred with a lot of meals cause we all know he's second best when it comes to cooking in the family.

Steph: Panic buys the entire stock of waffles and other snack items. Is really worried about the warnings at first but everyone comforted her so she'd calm down. (Jason fakes coughs every now and then around her for laughs) Most of the time chilling in her own room or in Tim's just snacking.

Tim: Is not effected by Quarantine. He was already a Hermit to begin with. Now he had an excuse to be inside all the time so he's doing great. Get's really into Animal Crossing on his switch and chills with Steph a lot if he's not staying up playing online with Bart and Kon. Steph already bought him the stock of coffee so he had no worries.

Dami: Takes Quarantine VERY seriously. His brothers tease him for caring but he responds with "I only care about my own health and the general public. We are heroes and need to set examples to protect our city." Or somthing along those lines. (he does actually care tho)

Duke: Tries not to let it get to him. He's maxin' chillaxin'. Spends his time pranking everyone else to get their spirits up. (we do not deserve this lovely boi) Starts a prank war and Nerf gun/water gun fight with everyone. Even Bruce joined.

Alfred: The actual GLUE to everyone not losing their minds. Enjoys teaching Babs cooking as a new hobby she picked up and loves chatting over making food with Jason. Get's to rest a lot more since at least one of the boys or Steph does spontanious chores just to do something and being all and all the best Butler/Grandfather ever. (as per usual)

Harper: HATES quarantine. She goes to the skate park a lot with a skateboard or rollar blades cause her hockey team is cancelled the entire season and she needs the release. Dyes her hair at least 5 times, all different colours.

Cass: Trains a lot. Reads a lot. Stays in the background of everything. Selina focuses on bonding with her mostly and they form a really lovely connection over the time spent together.

Bart: Is that blood?

Tim: Where?

Bart: In your mouth

Tim: There's a cup of kimchin 30 centimeters from my mouth

Bart: Yes

Tim: What is the chance that blood is what I have in my mouth?

Bart: 1%?

Tim: 1%?

Bart: 1%

Tim: Less than 1%

Bart: 0.9%?

Tim: I think less

Bart: 0.3%?

Tim: Yeah, I think this is it

Bart: So, is that blood?

Tim: If there is a 0.3% chance of being blood what I have in my mouth, and a 99.7% chance of being kimchi what I have in my mouth, why do you ask me if it is blood what I have in the mouth?

Bart: Because there is a 0.3% chance of blood being what you have in your mouth!

Tim: Are you going to bet on a 0.3% chance ?!

Bart: I'm going!

Tim: Why ?!

Bart: Because I want to bet on a 0.3% chance!

Tim: Well, you're right

Bart: Am I?

Tim: I was eating kimchi and I bit my lip, satisfied?

Bart: So this is blood?

Tim: This is blood

Bart: So I did well to ask if it was blood!

Tim: Normally, you would be wrong

Bart: But this time I am correct

Tim: But it usually doesn't

Bart: But this time yes

Tim: By sheer luck

Bart: Admit I'm right!

Tim: FOR PURE LUCK

Bart: ADmit that I'm right!

Tim: Where is this conversation going to take?

Bart: I have no idea, I just wanted to know if it was blood!

Tim: That's blood!

Bart: Great!

Tim: It's not great, but I understand that you said "great" to finish the thought

Bart: Do you want a band-aid?

Tim: I want to!

Bart: I'll get it!

Tim: Thank you

Bart: What a useless conversation!

Me emerging from my room, complaining, and going back.