I Watched It At The Gym Today Because They Were On The Stream While I Was Doing My Cardio On The Treadmill

like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together

guys 😭😭 dan and phil care so much about us 😭😭 like 😭😭 what do you mean they’re editing the video right fucking now and they’re going to upload it later tonight instead of fucking going out 😭😭

granted, they could totally just go out late and stay out late idk i’m not their mother but jesus fucking christ they’re the sweetest and they love us so dearly, i’m emotional.

dan and phil!! if you can hear me!! you did not have to do anything you have done for us on this tour (particularly the massive amount of content that’s come out in october), but you did it anyway!! we appreciate it!! we love you so so much!! thank you!! GOD DAMMIT

Excuse me????

oh. my. God.

Hey so Dan and Phil were 20 feet from me and I’m totally normal about it actually

they’re at a bar. in a couple’s costume. as the ineffable husbands. after uploading a video where they can’t stop touching and looking at each other with the biggest heart eyes ever wearing 2009 merch. and they reference cat and bear save the world. what the fuck 😭

Okay guys the imagining it is getting a little too serious. When will we get to live it

one must imagine dan pushing phil up that hill happy

ohhh but something about dan in these videos lately has been giving danisnotonfire all grown up and free we love to see it

This is a night for the phistory books

ok. reblog this if youre a phannie thats down to be dmed randomly when i need to freak out about these losers. thank you