Hey So Dan And Phil Were 20 Feet From Me And I’m Totally Normal About It Actually

Dnp are kind of insane for telling us that the show is “contextless boyfriend approved” like why would they motivate us to bring people who are unfamiliar with them to this fucking show. They got the closest I think you can legally get to having sex on stage without getting the show age restricted and you want us to have to sit through that with our clueless partners, friends and family members?!?!

Update: said straight fiancé is still going on about how hot Sister Daniel is the day after

Took my straight fiancé to tit and when Sister Daniel came out my fiancé went “oh my god. He’s HOT. Look at his legs” so needless to say Dan and Phil are continuing their legacy of turning people gay

Phil really said “I canttttttt it’s too heavyyyyy 🥺☺️” and then the moment Dan helped him with the plant he said “show-off 😒” he is the ultimate babygirl to me. Like what Pampered Princess behavior (said with affection)

I watched it at the gym today because they were on the stream while I was doing my cardio on the treadmill (it overlapped perfectly tbh). And I can certify that this feeling of “oh god this is my circus” is immensely magnified when gym bros and really pretty fit girls are glancing suspiciously at your screen, upon which two twinks in turtlenecks are building owl slides and touching each other’s shoulders and wearing giant papier-mâché Sim heads

watching dan and phil on a public livestream really is like oh yeah that’s my circus. yep and those are my monkeys!

GREAT TIME TO BE A TEXAS PHANNIE

oh god the texas show where phil is supposed to wear that bride cowgirl hat is the 25th. and asking for newly wed questions now.... anyone wanma put on clown makeup with me

Day 1 of making bracelets for my Austin TIT besties ✨ Give me ideas and I’ll make them! I bought an absurd amount of beads

Dan and Phil are probably some of the most inspiring people in the world to me. I just look at them and think:

You can be queer and grow up to be loved and happy. You can learn to be comfortable with yourself

You can be weird and awkward in a myriad of ways, and you can find people who will love you for that weirdness, who will match it and double it. If you feel isolated for being different from those around you, that doesn't mean that there's something wrong with you. It just means you're around the wrong people. The right people are out there and you can find them, or they can find you

If/when you're safe to do so, be yourself as freely and loudly as possible. This is the way you can find your people. This is the way for you to be happy

You can have chronic physical or mental health issues and be loved, supported, and happy

If your teenage years were shit, the future is bright, and it gets better from there. You just need to survive

Your life doesn't end at 30. Honestly, that's sort of when it begins. If you don't know what you're doing in your 20s, that's okay. Most people don't. You'll figure it out. Don't be hard on yourself

The more you live, the more you get to reinvent yourself

Relationships (of any kind) don't have to have a time limit. If you trust each other, love each other, and communicate clearly, you can stick by each other's side for as long as you want

You don't lose yourself once you reach an age that sounds "serious". You get to keep your whimsy and enthusiasm for the things you love as long as you don't give up on it

You can love and be loved. No matter what. You can love and be loved. It's possible. It's real. It's tangible. You can love and be loved.

I don’t even care, I still can’t wait (yes I did overcome my parasocial fear and buy tickets)

terrible influence tour is just dan and phil hunting us for sport

Excuse me????

oh. my. God.

I want the Dan and Phil made me gay shirt so bad but. But I’m not gay. And I feel like it would be appropriating the dnp lesbian army culture