I Want The Dan And Phil Made Me Gay Shirt So Bad But. But I’m Not Gay. And I Feel Like It Would Be

Asking because I’m a cis straight woman, and sometimes I feel like I’m infringing in a queer space by being in the dip n pip community. I’ve been here since 2014, but I know how awful it’s been for queer people historically and presently to find communities where they feel safe and accepted, so sometimes I worry that I’m literally the ONLY cis straight phannie and I’m appropriating queer culture and being an imposter in a queer community. I want to be a better ally to you guys so please let me know how I can do that! If this post is in any way insensitive or rude please let me know and I’ll take it down. I just wanted to start the conversation as someone who is trying to be a good ally to my queer friends online and irl 🫶🏻✨💖

I don’t even care, I still can’t wait (yes I did overcome my parasocial fear and buy tickets)

terrible influence tour is just dan and phil hunting us for sport

Update. He said neither—just “15 years of Dan and Phil” full stop. So now I feel kinda bad because it seems like he may have slipped. So let’s all pretend we know nothing I guess. December who? All I know is October 19

Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know

I AM SO VERY SERIOUSLY IMAGINING IT

Dnp are kind of insane for telling us that the show is “contextless boyfriend approved” like why would they motivate us to bring people who are unfamiliar with them to this fucking show. They got the closest I think you can legally get to having sex on stage without getting the show age restricted and you want us to have to sit through that with our clueless partners, friends and family members?!?!

Why are they making us waitttttt I am foaming at the mouth where is the video

Day 1 of making bracelets for my Austin TIT besties ✨ Give me ideas and I’ll make them! I bought an absurd amount of beads

I thought that going to TIT and seeing that Dan and Phil are just Some Guys would make me more normal about them but it has in fact made me substantially less normal about them

Update: said straight fiancé is still going on about how hot Sister Daniel is the day after

Took my straight fiancé to tit and when Sister Daniel came out my fiancé went “oh my god. He’s HOT. Look at his legs” so needless to say Dan and Phil are continuing their legacy of turning people gay

I watched it at the gym today because they were on the stream while I was doing my cardio on the treadmill (it overlapped perfectly tbh). And I can certify that this feeling of “oh god this is my circus” is immensely magnified when gym bros and really pretty fit girls are glancing suspiciously at your screen, upon which two twinks in turtlenecks are building owl slides and touching each other’s shoulders and wearing giant papier-mâché Sim heads

watching dan and phil on a public livestream really is like oh yeah that’s my circus. yep and those are my monkeys!