like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together
This video is peak dan and phil. We're six minutes in. Dan is ranting about the smoothness of Phil's ankles. They're beating each other up. Here's a story about another medical situation that has befallen one of them. They're making fun of us for freaking out when they touch. They have not gotten close to starting the actual baking yet.
UPDATE they said December again tonight I rescind my previous statement everyone go crazy
Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know
DANGER MEN AT WORK REFERENCE???? IN 2024???
This is a night for the phistory books
phroombas
if you've seen preshow pics from Warsaw floating on twitter, yeah those are probably mine lol
GUYS I just made my first ever post after lurking on tumblr for more than a decade and people actually liked it!?! I could cry right now thank you so much 🫶🏻✨💖
As promised… Dan and Phil vs. Bucees
Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted
My name is Emily, and I’m a 22-year-old who redownloaded tumblr to relive my teenage phandom days 🫶🏻
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