As Promised… Dan And Phil Vs. Bucees

Help I can’t stop

I agree that phil is evil but the fact that he forgot his line straight before that as well almost makes me think this was a genuine slip up?

SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL (does anyone have a recording of the song PLEASE)

Why are they making us waitttttt I am foaming at the mouth where is the video

like what do you MEAN we've only just finished the Europe part of the tour and we've gotten:

December/October discourse

Fake Philslion denial

danussy D:

Phil falling off stage

Gay little dates

The assertion that Phil can cook A Single (one(1)) dish (it is spaghetti)

Dozens of earth-shattering m&g photos

far too many No But Seriously Imagine It mentions

far too many Wedding mentions

Hoodie strings discourse

Tour bus confirmation

A stolen prop

clothing sharing confirmation

gay little video

you're telling me they have THREE OTHER LEGS OF THE TOUR TO DO??? i am afraid

This video is peak dan and phil. We're six minutes in. Dan is ranting about the smoothness of Phil's ankles. They're beating each other up. Here's a story about another medical situation that has befallen one of them. They're making fun of us for freaking out when they touch. They have not gotten close to starting the actual baking yet.

like. phil's been getting really into grilling. he puts on gaga while they clean. dan's an expert at their fancy little coffee machine. he takes out the bins and phil does the laundry. they have a ridiculous voice-activated trashcan just because they think it's funny and when dan's grandma comes over she can't make it open. they watch birds out the window in their living room and have a coffee table that's maybe a little bit non-functional but you can lean over and reach it and besides they have smaller slidey ones on the couch proper. dan's always playing piano. phil's so proud of the onion he put in the pasta he made dan when he was sick. fifteen years ago dan had just booked tickets to meet him for the first time and now god they share a life and a home and everything together

you don’t need to imagine it anymore

DANGER MEN AT WORK REFERENCE???? IN 2024???

Okay guys the imagining it is getting a little too serious. When will we get to live it