We Need To Be Really Fucking Afraid. Like We Need To Start Seriously Preparing Beyond Our Wildest Dreams

Help I can’t stop

As promised… Dan and Phil vs. Bucees

Did Phil say October or December tonight please I have to know

We don’t talk enough about the part of TIT where Phil makes the 2009 Phil Barbie tell the 2009 Dan Barbie “The editing tips are stored in my bedroom” because yes he really said that 1 minute into the show

Asking because I’m a cis straight woman, and sometimes I feel like I’m infringing in a queer space by being in the dip n pip community. I’ve been here since 2014, but I know how awful it’s been for queer people historically and presently to find communities where they feel safe and accepted, so sometimes I worry that I’m literally the ONLY cis straight phannie and I’m appropriating queer culture and being an imposter in a queer community. I want to be a better ally to you guys so please let me know how I can do that! If this post is in any way insensitive or rude please let me know and I’ll take it down. I just wanted to start the conversation as someone who is trying to be a good ally to my queer friends online and irl 🫶🏻✨💖

Why are they making us waitttttt I am foaming at the mouth where is the video

I watched it at the gym today because they were on the stream while I was doing my cardio on the treadmill (it overlapped perfectly tbh). And I can certify that this feeling of “oh god this is my circus” is immensely magnified when gym bros and really pretty fit girls are glancing suspiciously at your screen, upon which two twinks in turtlenecks are building owl slides and touching each other’s shoulders and wearing giant papier-mâché Sim heads

watching dan and phil on a public livestream really is like oh yeah that’s my circus. yep and those are my monkeys!

Respectfully, as a born and raised Texan, I did not realize that dnp and bucees lived in the same world and this greatly disturbs me

Just woke up at 5 AM in a cold sweat and my only coherent thought was “Dan and Phil.” And sure enough they have posted an emotionally devastating 17-slide Instagram story. Now someone tell me how Mr. and Mr. Amazing programmed my brain to wake up from a dead sleep and sense they had posted

So um. No one was going to warn me that JOSH DUN SINGS NOW????