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Fuck it. I rewatched it and now am in love with Zane and Cole. (But mostly Zane)

send in requests and I promise I’ll do them. Fluff, smut, or angst. I’m down for anything.

Pokémon SW/SH Memes Part:4

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Longarm/Shockwavex[Human¡]Reader

Request by @coffee-cupps : What if you wrote some Longarm/Shockwave (mainly Longarm) x emo! Depressed! Reader (human)? Hahah jkjk...u-unless? 😳👀👉👈

Ps. Made it into a Hc cuz I wasn't sure how to make it work ,I hope u like it (:💖🙏

Warning: theme of depression,kidnapping at the end ,the author never met or seen an emo irl

Shockwave side : Let's say he mostly choose to hang out with you to kinda make himself less suspicious to everyone and You were a perfect choice ,you were calm and didn't bother to talk to anyone and had a good fashion sense for a human

You didn't actually have a choice if you wanted him as your guardian or anything he just kinda low-key took you and was like yeah this human is my friend yeah

Bumblebees was like woah cool and 100% annoyed him even more but hey at least he is doing his work without any worries

The downside of this cover up plan that he had to spend time with you a lot so you don't get suspicious of him and the more time he spent with you the more he noticed you might be a bit....Good for a human

Longarm side : well he is like the best bot to hang out with even you're 100% sure he is using you for something but you don't know what it is so you roll with him and hey at least you have a friend who kinda doesn't question you much when look tired af Or saying dark jokes about yourself or about your taste of music or choice of clothing

Or when you kinda don't talk to him for days or appear at the base for weeks ,or when look like you haven't showered or eaten for Days ,you are really grateful he just leave you alone most of the time actually,it's easier to kinda deal with things when you're alone not burdening anyone with your problems because who cares anyway

You relationship with him was mostly him and You hanging out around the team and him keeping you around whenever he need you ,you would talk and he would listen ,he never question you so you were okay of how things were going between the both of you

That's till one day he just snatched you outta of nowhere while you were walking home and took you to a wooden area away from ppl

You might have feared for your life if you actually cared much about it

" OKAY DUDE WHY THE FUCK YOU DID THAT????" You yelled at him as he put you on the ground and looked at you with....some sort of emotions in his optic you can't identify

" I have been doing a little bit of research on human behaviours lately " he told as he put his hand on his head

" and ??? What does it have to do with me?" You asked him clearly confused from where the sudden change of his behaviour

" when were you planning to tell me that you were-" "emo? Yeah I thought it was clear-" "NO not Emo that's clear as the sun , I meant to ask when were you going to tell me you have the illness that human call 'depression' ,it is a quite serious matter isn't it ? " he question you ,he is looking at you waiting for an answer

"Oh" shit he figured that out quicker than your parents oh fuck quickly you played the best excuse you can pull

" actually I am just sad sometimes that's all let's just..go hang out yeah? " you told him and You can hear him ex-vetnting Deeply

" we are not leaving till you speak the truth [y/n] '' he spoke clearly upset at you trying to lie to him about this

" Fine yeah you might be right Yeah what you will do now?tell me to suck it up or leave me because guess what I don't care " you said with the fake confident of yours that you put to shield yourself from the fact you are about to cry

Longarm tens up as his optics look at your teary eyes and he hug you ,you try to escape the hug but he hug you tightly ,and You let a son out then you cry ,For the first time since what felt years ,you cry your heart out and You speak about your worries and anxieties and he is patting your head awkwardly

" there....there...You know I'm here...for you....You don't need to keep all this to yourself..i am here for you...i will take care of you...you are never alone as long I am here " he tells you as he try to wipe your tears away but fail ,you smile at his attempt as you sniff

" thank-Thank you Dude..Ah...Thank you"you hug him tightly and he pause ,he mentally curse himself as he speak" no problem(y/n) that's what friends for after all '' he spoke as he felt as someone had his spark on fire

Well after that conversation in the woods your relationship become more wholesome vibes since he started to his care and loving side more to you and he almost always assured you that you're one the best thing he ever met

You both often spent time in the woods to talk about everything that bothered you and have moment of peace from everything

You both grew closer and closer and it was like a perfect fairy tale expect it was with a giant alien robot and a tiny human who had no care for this world

Everything was going great....

That's till you get the news from bumblebee that longarm was the spy they were looking for ,he was in fact not even Longarm ,he was some Bot named shockwave who took identity of longarm and was using you as a way to keep his cover

Your heart broke by that news,you knew it was too good to be true....You were such a fool ,you sat down as you kinda had the worst ugly crying of your life ,and bumblebee for once knew his humour won't light this up ,so he keeled next you and hugged you ,you were alone again...

And of course You didn't notice the red optic that was watching you and Bee from a distant......

Few weeks later after basically barely eating for days or taking care of yourself you decided to go for a walk to clear your mind so you walked and walked roll you reached the woods...and you kept walking,you were trying to clear your mind while listening to your favourite band....You thought to yourself how once these woods were the spot of having fun with him are now just a bitter reminder of the past...

" [Y/n] " you heard your name begin called....but you were alone...great depression and now haunting voices ,you ignored whatever the fuck was that and continued walking then you stopped dead I'm your track as you are now face to face with noun other than that BITCH*shockwave* his red optic is staring right at your soul "YOU MOTHERFUg-"

He cut you before you continue" [y/n] do not resist" he said before you got any chance to even realized why he said that ,he reached out for something that released gas and you suddenly felt sleepy...shit.and found yourself falling to the ground before you found yourself begin held by...him...You couldn't even tell him to screw off before you slipped to dream land

Finely shockwave ex-vented deeply as he held you closer to him and put his helm on your shoulder, he is going to make sure you are happy again ,he is going to take care of you just like promised

He is your friend after all

Right ?

I hope u liked it :D , I hope I did justice for you 💕💕😳 ,stay safe y'all and remember If Shock wave approaches you,Run ,Run for your dear life ,he doesn't understand personal space

Me and my friend we having a heated conversation about how elves can walk on snow (neither of us even CONSIDERED magic). We thought they were light because they are hollow bones and barely ate due to slow digestion or some shit. Slowly, the conversation went to this; “do you think you can tell when an elf needs to poop because they start sinking in the snow”? That’s it. That’s all I have to say.

Possibly 👀

I wanna bite shockwave 👀

Is this your way of telling me you want a Shockwave x reader with a biting kink-?👀

Cuz I will do it if you wish-

When you say you’ll do people’s requests and start it but then go, “eh, I’ll finish it tomorrow”. Smhhh 🤦🏼

I wanna request but I don't wanna be a bother 👉👈 -pasta anon

Please do requests UwU (I already had a feeling it was you but let’s pretend your still an Anon.

Idk man, we are so drunk rn

Me and my friend we having a heated conversation about how elves can walk on snow (neither of us even CONSIDERED magic). We thought they were light because they are hollow bones and barely ate due to slow digestion or some shit. Slowly, the conversation went to this; “do you think you can tell when an elf needs to poop because they start sinking in the snow”? That’s it. That’s all I have to say.

‘Nuff said.

Emergency

I have nightmare because of PTSD and I was wondering if you could do a human reader s/o with rung, rodimus, fort max, and perceptor giving comfort from nightmare

Sorry this took so long to write you three! I hope you all like it! Two of you guys requested Rung, and the last person requested others and Rung, so I put them all together! I also added songs that would go well to the prompt.

Rung, Rodimus, Fort Max, and Perceptor x reader/ Nightmare HC’s;

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Keywords:

E/C = Eye Color

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Rung;

You believed nightmares where significant things. Dreams with meanings. But if that was so, why did you have so many? Rung wondered.

You where very important to him, and it worried him to see you at night, twitching in your sleep, drenched in a cold sweat before bolting up and letting out a cry.

It broke his heart. You where to beautiful to have something like this happen.

He would encourage you to take a few sessions with him, to try and find the roots of this, but nothing seemed to work. He tried his best, he really did.

One night though, it was particularly bad. He was called to your hadsuite in a blink of any eye and was faced with the sight of you.

You sat on your small birth, sobbing audibly, drenched in sweat, and shaking violently.

He moved to your side in an instant, hesitating to pick you up before he scooped you into his hands and held you to his chest.

You flinched at first, letting out a feared shriek before looking up into the eyes of your newcomer.

You just stared, not knowing what to do before he softly patted your hair, and pressed you against his chest, letting you listen to his soothing speakbeat.

It was...soothing to say the least. Such a beautiful rhythm, striking a few beats every second. His chest radiated a calming heat as you rested your cheek in his teal spark, making him jump slightly.

He leaned on your birth, keeping you close and placed a small blanket over you, letting you drift into a peaceful sleep.

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Rodimus;

This poor fucking kid dude. As soon as he hears about this, he is by your side, panicking. He cares a lot about you, and never wants you to have these dreams.

When he see’s you having them, he is by your side instantly, shaking you intensely to awaken you.

He has had nightmares before, and knows the horrors they can bring, so he understands if you don’t want to discuss them.

Most nights, he will let you sleep in his birth with him, laying on his warm chest, sleeping soundly to his sparkbeat.

He would encourage you to see Rung or at least discuss what’s going on in them, to try and get to the bottom of the cause.

If it’s personal, he would understand, but still want you to see Rung; just in case.

He really worries about you, and isn’t afraid to cry in front of you. Sometimes, when you wake up from a nightmare in tears, he would cry too.

It really hurts him to see you so hurt from your dreams.

He loves to place his forehead on yours and look into your eyes, he could get lost in your E/C orbs forever.

He will always be there for you, no matter what!

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Fort Maximus;

If there is anyone on this list that knows more about nightmares than the others, it’s him.

After being through so much, he has nightmares every night and knows how to deal with them.

You usually sleep with him so when you experience a nightmare in his habsuite, he knows what to do.

He’ll tell you to take deep breaths, breathing in time with him, allowing your lungs to relax and to work normally.

He is the type of person who doesn’t like to jump to ‘what happened’, more like; ‘Let’s calm you down first’, and you appreciate that. A lot.

He’ll carry you around in his shoulders when you wake up from a nightmare sometimes. Just wondering the halls while you calm down, getting you a drink, snack, etc.

He loves to cuddle you. He loves you so much, and you love him. You are always there for him when he has nightmares and vice versa. He is so caring that it makes you cry.

He carries around little music players to calm you and little stuffed animals for whenever you where tired, he knows that it’s hard to sleep.

He would wake you up as soon as he see’s you having such dreams and just holds you. Not talking needed, he already knows.

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Perceptor;

Like Fort Max, he is used to nightmares, and he knows how to deal with them.

He is aware of your nightmares before you tell him anything or he sees it happen, he’s just that good.

He may not show much emotion but trust me, he shows them to you.

He asks if you need to speak with him or Rung. If you say yes, it’s instant, he’ll do anything to make you feel better.

He is a very busy mech, mostly at the lab instead of your shared habsuite but, if he hears that you are struggling with your dreams, you better believe that he will stop everything he is doing and go to you, for as long as you need.

He loves you. So fucking much. He would do anything for your sweet soul.

He loves it when you sleep on his scope btw-

Most nights, you are on his shoulder, sleeping soundly as he works silently. He found out that him being near you while you sleep, reduces your nightmares.