Me And My Friend We Having A Heated Conversation About How Elves Can Walk On Snow (neither Of Us Even

Me and my friend we having a heated conversation about how elves can walk on snow (neither of us even CONSIDERED magic). We thought they were light because they are hollow bones and barely ate due to slow digestion or some shit. Slowly, the conversation went to this; β€œdo you think you can tell when an elf needs to poop because they start sinking in the snow”? That’s it. That’s all I have to say.

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3 years ago

Possibly πŸ‘€

I wanna bite shockwave πŸ‘€

Is this your way of telling me you want a Shockwave x reader with a biting kink-?πŸ‘€

Cuz I will do it if you wish-


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2 years ago

Byakuya X GN! Reader

{πŸͺ·Morning CuddlesπŸͺ·}

[In which Byakuya is yours forever…]

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I love TYBW Byakuya, he is just so pretty! I’m going to me writing random things to try and get a healthy writing schedule going, so please feel free to make requests! I really enjoy writing for Bleach, I really like the characters.

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Warnings:

Soft Byakuya

Mentions of sex

Byakuya is so sweet here

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Byakuya X GN! Reader

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The rays of golden light glistened through the open window that laid at the corner of the room, a gentle breeze brushing the blossom-pink curtains to the side and filling the room with the crisp smell of Cherry blossom season; and it was that smell that awake you from your peaceful slumber. With a distorted groan, you stretched, your body shivering at the sudden movements at such a time in the morning. As you moved back to you spot after your morning stretch, you felt lanky arms slither their way around your waist, delicately tracing the exposed skin of your stomach. A gently kiss was placed on the back of your neck, sending a slight shiver down your spine. You leaned your head back, meeting your husband’s soft lips in a sweet kiss.

β€œGood morning my dear”. His voice was deep, as he was still waking up. You hummed in response, bring a hand up to gently stroke his hair before dragging your hand down to caress his cheek. His gray eyes met yours, swirling with an emotion that could only be described as pure love. Pure love for you. The kind of love that spoke volume. He wanted to make love to you, just like he had done the night before, and the night before that. His hand raised up to intertwine with the fingers that held his face, gently removing it to place a soft kiss to the skin. You smile gently, before pulling your hand away and sitting up on the edge of the bed.

β€œC’mon love, we have work to do”. Your voice was groggy, but to him, it was the most beautiful sound in the world. As you began to stand up, arms wrapped around your body and pulled you back, back to the bed once more, and into his arms.

β€œFive more minutes”. He mumbled into your hair, inhaling your scent. You could only sigh, letting your body relax.

β€œFive minutes, that’s it…”


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4 years ago

Damn-🀭

New transformers movie be lookin’ kinda freash thoughπŸ˜³πŸ™ˆπŸ€­


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4 years ago

Aesthetic is still on point

I will hug you if I knew who you were

Aesthetic Is Still On Point
Aesthetic Is Still On Point
4 years ago

piss piss piss

Anon pls.


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4 years ago

Can I request some Piers X reader first kiss hcs? He’s just nervous mess and really wants to kiss them and trying to pluck up the courage to kiss them. Reader can only wait so long for that kiss

Piers! X Reader; First Kiss HC’s:

I’m so sorry you had to wait so long for this- but damn, I haven’t written for PokΓ©mon in a very long time...

And sorry, this one is kinda short-

Enjoy!

Can I Request Some Piers X Reader First Kiss Hcs? He’s Just Nervous Mess And Really Wants To Kiss Them

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Piers is extremely shy and very self-conscious about his body, and there is no denying it

Due to his shyness, you would need be the one to make the first move

He will look away when you cup his cheek but just drag your thumb across his lips and he will be yours

His kisses are soft, very soft

He is incredibly touch-starved and will always want your attention 24/7

If you kiss him once, he will want it again and again-there is no end

Please stroke his hair when you two are kissing, it will make him happy 😊

If he is feeling up for it, he might kiss you first, and when he kisses you first, it means he is horny

He will make out with you all day✨✨

If you kiss him on his head, he is putty in your hands darling~

If you two are sharing a bed, he loves morning kisses, and will love to treat you with some when you wake up

After a while, he won’t be afraid to kiss you in public. He wouldn’t mind embarrassing you if you where talking to someone by walking up to you and kissing your cheek

He blushes a lot but he gets over it after a bit

In conclusion, he loves your kisses and will always welcome them with open arms


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1 year ago

Guys I’m updating this right now. Stay tuned for a part two with updated rankings and new shockwaves!

Rating Shockwaves based on how much I’d like them to take me on a date.

For experiment purposes of course-

Number 9.

Shockblast: Transformers Energon

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 1/10

Reasoning: He is very… destructive. He has a bad attitude and sounds like he just had 23 pounds of black tar heroin. I wouldn’t mind sitting down and getting to know him but, I don’t think I’d last 12 seconds around this emotional wreck of a mech.

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Number 8:

Shockwave: BayVerse: Dark of the Moon

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 3/10

Reasoning: I wouldn’t mind going out to dinner with him but if he brings his pet, I’m out of there. If he could speak more English instead of mumbling Cybertronian, we might get somewhere. He doesn’t look very cuddly so, I can’t see us vibing on the couch anytime soon.

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Number 7.

Shockwave; IDW Comics

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 3.5/10

Reasoning: Scary. I like bots like that but this is… scary on another level. In my opinion, he was one of the most fearful Shockwaves that I’ve seen. I’m sure he is a nice person deep down, but for now, I’ll just get a coffee with him.

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Number 6.

Shockwave; KnightVerse

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 4/10

Reasoning: We don’t know much about him, having only heard him speak once or maybe twice but, I will go on a date with him. Can I sit in his lap? Yes? Awesome. I think we would have an ok time, though it would be awkward. If it goes well, I’d go on a few more with him, and he does look better than BayVerse shockwave so, maybe we can cuddle?

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Number 5.

Shockwave; WFC

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 5.5/10

Reasoning: Hear me out. He seems like a cool guy. In the Show, you can see him flinching from Megatron quite a lot, making me thing he isn’t as β€˜emotionless’ as he says in the show. I’d love to go out with him, and I think we would both have a great time.

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Number 4.

Shockwave; G1

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 7/10

Reasoning: Cuddle bug. He is such a dork and a dumbass, I love him so much. We would have a great time just going out and getting coffee or maybe going to the library. G1, if you see this, call meπŸ₯Ί.

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Number 3.

Shockwave; CyberVerse

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 8/10

Reasoning: Very angry man. I’d want to take him out to just let him get rid of some of that stress, like seriously. Poor fucking dude. I feel like he would have a lot of emotional issues so we would stay up late and watch the stars, venting to each other. He would love cuddles, but not around other people.

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Number 2.

Shockwave; Animated

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 10/10

Reasoning: HUMP ME, FUCK ME, DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE. I love him so much honestly. His little deer antlers πŸ₯ΊπŸ₯Ί. Please take me on a date, or 2, or 40, or just marry me please? I love how he openly laughs in the show and how stupid he is. In a cute way of course.

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Number 1:

Shockwave; TFP

Rating Shockwaves Based On How Much I’d Like Them To Take Me On A Date.

Rating: 10/10

Reasoning: Do I really need to explain myself? Animated has the most emotional Shockwave but Prime has the most expressive one. I’d love to sit down with him somewhere and play with his little ear fins. I’d love to stay up late by his side and watch him work for hours on end.


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4 years ago

The color scheme is changing faster than my mental state and that’s saying a lot. Once again, I would literally die for taste as good as yours.

Oh sweetheart~

BTW I NEED SOMETHING TO CALL YOU


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3 years ago

I just want to say thank you to all the people who love this funky alien boy! Ya’ll have really boosted my follow count^^!

HIM TRYING TO WAVE

AND HE TURNS BLUE; BLUE MEANS HAPPINESS

AL-AN IS HAPPY


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