My Job In The Comune Will Be To Fuck Your Mom

i genuinely believe house and wilson got together before the final scene of the show sorry guys my non canon ship is canon because i said so

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there was a well-meaning international student (learning english) in my workspace who came up to me and asked "how is your handsome white boy?" and it took me a few seconds to realize she was not in fact asking about my twink spouse but my white dog

seriously WHAT was the reason to lean in like that

Will Wood hyperfixation so bad I started learning Hebrew on Duolingo . will wood hyperfixation so bad i fixated on gtlive cuz ash from gtlive is also a will wood fan . will wood hyperfixation so bad he's literally the voice of my conscience and also usually my player character in my dreams . 4 year long will wood hyperfixation . it aint showing signs of stopping . gods please help rot away the tendrils and sinews of this stupid fucking silly little guy hyperfixation away from the forefront of my brAIN!!!! IT WONT LET ME GO !!! THE HYPERFIXATION WONT LET ME LEAVE GOD PLEASE LET ME GO BACK TO GODZILLA MOVIES!!! GODZILLA / PRE-2000s MONSTER MOVIE HYPERFIXATION COME BACK!!! FIGHT THIS BEAST !!! FREE ME FROM THE WOODROTTTTTT

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New York City ballet production of Midsummer Nights Dream

getting really into journaling is so fucked because you will fr end up with pages like "dear diary, it's fucken wimdy today!!!!! also I might be a talentless hack with no real creative drive or discipline to speak of. xoxo ✨"

thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.