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Where else are u gonna do it??

our villagers won’t stop fucking and they do it almost exclusively in church.

Did y’all know that there were not only cowboys, but also cattlemen?

Cowboys were younger, usually teenagers that moved cattle across the country

Cattlemen were older and in charge of the cowboys

Outlaws were wanted criminals

Gunslingers were usually mercenaries and outlaws in gangs

Illegal cowboys are rustlers

extremely obscure detail but i feel like it looked like there was a kraft mac n cheese box in lio’s cave groceries. if it sounds like i am going crazy yea promare has that effect on me

edit: PROOF!!

Me sprinting at top speed through a mineshaft and turning a corner and running Directly into 34 Cave Spiders:

wait a minute… didn t i see that one of my mods said they added axolotls??

and i didn’t look to see what they look like yet??

*frantically loads game*

Ya know what should be added to Minecraft? Worms

You are so fucking right

We need some ~ worms ~ mojang

Some wiggly ~ friends ~

he just don’t use it that much

BONUS

Minecraft: *Ominous spooky noise* Me,easily spooked: d…don’t do that,,

The fact that there hasn’t been a homestuck troll based on a fujoshi is a crime

Attention

I may not have taken the effort to re-type this caption from an Instagram post I just made, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t apply. A lot of us have had bad years, but it’s important that we don’t loose hope in the next one. It may be painful to try to continue in this harsh world, but we must stay strong and muscle through the shit to see the light at the end of the tunnel. I hope you have had a good day, and have a happy 2019 everybody.