Where Else Are U Gonna Do It??

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

Ya know what should be added to Minecraft? Worms

You are so fucking right

We need some ~ worms ~ mojang

Some wiggly ~ friends ~

Can’t wait

folks it is with great pleasure i announce that 19 years after Y2K we are 19 years away from more potential bullshit

havin’ a shower with ur lover more like..

BAEthing

The Holy Trinity of Comedy (and THEN some)

The Father: John Mulaney

The Son: Brian David Gilbert

The Holy Spirit: Bo Burnham

God: McElroy family

Pope/Arch Bishop: Chris Fleming

What the actual fuck is this I love it thank you

how gay are the minecraft blocks

stone bricks

a durable block. seen a lot in castles, and castles are gay. also made of several smaller blocks, which means there is more to love.

gay rating: 8

dark prismarine

underwater block, as if the ocean wasn’t gay enough. an absolute unit because it deals with guardians all day. probably smells like the sea on a hot summer day, and we all know summer is gay

gay rating: 9

red mushroom block

so gay i couldn’t even find a picture of it without it being on a tilt. you can’t mine this block in survival without silk touch which makes it extra rare, and, obviously, gay. the white spots only add to that.

gay rating: 9

dark oak wood planks

supports her friends and family by being part of a bigger tree. can turn into a stripped log which is iconic enough on its own. was added only a few updates ago along with acacia, which means acacia and dark oak are lesbians dating.

gay rating: 10

cobblestone

it’s cobblestone. is this even a question?

gay rating: 10

jukebox

requires a diamond to craft. the straights could never. plays music like a gay doing karaoke at midnight.

gay rating: 8

dirt

a loyal and trustworthy gay block that holds up the grass without ever complaining. enjoys water and collecting tiny rocks. has a very broad color palate like the broad el gee bee tea community.

gay rating: 8

red sandstone

regular sandstone wasn’t even enough. this gay block had to go and make its own variant complete with chiseled and smooth versions. also has slabs and stairs. who could be more valid?

gay rating: 9.4

end gateway

Are You Kidding Me? The Block That Literally Lets You Access The Gay Dimension? Full Of Beautiful Lesbian EnderMen?

gay rating: 10000000000

Me trying to read this abomination

every featured post on my blog has this fucking tomato now

I hate this w a passion like if I gotta be human u need to too sweet heart u privileged fuck prolly don’t even sweat fuckin freak

imagine being human lol

A small tutorial on how I approach the normally time-spending task of getting details on armor and save myself hours of work I would eventually hate after 30 minutes. Hope it’s the first of many!