Stephanie On Her Revenge Tour Seducing Every Age Appropriate Protege Of Bruce Wayne's She Can Get Her

I’d tell them you said that, but they really don’t need that kind of ego boost

DC as actual things my friends have said: Part 2

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Dick: Woah! What’s with the face?

Jason: It’s Bruce. He never leaves me alone! I swear he’s so far up my ass I can feel him in my ovaries

Dick: You don’t have ovaries?

Jason: Exactly

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Tim:

~at 3 in the morning~

Tim: Did you know that only 5% of the ocean has been uncovered? For all we know, there could wild JoJo Siwas in the ocean

Kon: And she attacks your boat and violently humps you

Bart: Or there could be glowing squids! That’d be pretty cool

Cassie: Have any of you ever heard of inside thoughts??

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Tim: Why are you crying!? What’s wrong?!?

A very pregnant Stephanie: Sometimes when my eyes get lonely I cry because they’re friends with my tears :(

Tim:

i’m weirdly proud of Cyborg, like he started out as a side character created for a comic team and now??? he’s in DC intro for their movies???? Not even NIGHTWING has that and he’s like THE character people think of when it comes to teen superheroes branching out on their own, like go him!!! He’s recognizable on his own now!!! I feel like a proud parent

edit for confusion!: he’s not taller than Alfred he’s standing on a rock

spoiler alert!

Ever be having a good day and then you remember when Pony really starts to think about Randy as another person. How his best friend was killed - how a person would react to that

How he thinks of Soda and Steve who were best friends since practically diapers. Soda would want to stop fighting but Steve would only fight with more hatred — we can only imagine how Bob would be but likely even worse.

This is my genuine apology to anybody who's ever asked me if I've watched a movie/show they liked because if some girl was like "no, but I've read the book, I don't really watch tv" all the freaking time I'd be annoyed too

johnny storm 🤝 calling peter parker ugly whenever possible (even though he doesn’t even know what he looks like)

DC COMICSSS... DROP A BATGIRL 2000 OMNIBUS AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

genuinely starting to believe my theory that being handed 'Batman' or 'Amazing Spider-man' makes even the best writers go insane with power and instantly start producing mid to terrible stories for the duration of their run