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Welcome back to my caffeine induced self hatred fueled drawing extravaganza !!!

Alright back to disappearing for another week

Spider-Man AU idea

Peter Parker, Mary Jane Watson and Johnny Storm should all be in one relationship together because that would be amazing and they’d all make each other really happy.

Also I can’t decide between PeterMJ and SpideyTorch so they should just all just be together, that way no one gets left out.

marvel universe dashboard simulator: spideytorch ship war edition

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🕷️ spideyslut22468

god i'm so fucking tired of hearing about johnny fucking storm's love life. it's always spideytorch this, stormparker that, and now i have to deal with this new monstrosity of a ship? have we considered maybe leaving them alone? these are real ass people, why are you even shipping them anyways? go find some anime twinks to thirst over

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so anyways i still haven't stopped thinking about that one tiktok where the person saw spider-man chilling eating a hot dog one day and went up to him to ask him what he thought about peter parker and it was so obvious the person was trying to start some drama or whatever but instead spidey just apparently went on for like ten minutes about how awesome peter parker is and how good he is at photography and how smart he is and how they've been friends for like ten years

guys, what if we've been wrong all along? what if spidey really isn't in love with johnny? what if he's in love with peter instead?

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that's what i've been saying!! i mean guys? peter parker is LITERALLY the only photographer that spidey ever allows to get proper photos of him? he's been taking photos of spidey since he was in high school! he literally put out a photobook that was entirely pictures of spider-man.

🕷️ spideyslut22468

y'all are reaching so hard i'm surprised you haven't pulled a muscle. if parker was really in love with spidey would he have sold his pictures to a newspaper that does nothing but slander spider-man's good name? from what i've heard, jjj pays parker pretty well for his spider-man photos. he's not taking pictures of spidey out of love or anything, it's all just for money. same with the book. he's a sellout.

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hey man, we all gotta eat somehow, and spidey has said in the past that he doesn't care about parker working for the bugle. also, see above about the video where spidey talks about how awesome parker is. maybe you need to cool your jets, yeah?

🕷️ spideyslut22468

spider-man has been friends with johnny storm literally since the fantastic four came onto the superhero scene, obviously he's gonna play nice when asked about his best friend's long-term boyfriend regardless of how he actually feels about parker. y'all are just looking for signs where there aren't any.

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look, i know that we've all had our differences in the past, but let us not think about what sets us apart, but rather what brings us all together.

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me talking to anyone that will listen about my theory that peter parker is just a beard for johnny storm to help keep his actual relationship with spider-man a secret

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like guys just hear me out okay? spider-man obviously wouldn't want his real identity to be well known to the public, and publicly dating johnny would put him at constant risk of being found out. so that's why they have johnny fake date peter parker! he's the perfect candidate! i mean, we all know he has ties to, like, a ridiculous number of superheroes. he's worked for both reed richards and tony stark, and people have snapped pics of him hanging out with captain america and deadpool. he's even been spotted with daredevil and daredevil hates everyone! so him dating johnny wouldn't really put him at any more danger of being targeted by villains than he was already in. and what's in it for peter? i mean, he gets to live in the baxter building (he probably has his own secret apartment and doesn't actually live with johnny) and probably gets a bunch of expensive gifts and stuff to compensate for all the shit he has to put up with for being johnny's partner.

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Petet: you know you’ve made it big when you see your face everywhere

Johnny: those are fucking wanted posters

page edit requested by my friend ^^ (and also a full ref page for lovebug/prim)

my own spideytorch with my ocs (outfits requested by friends hehe )

spidersonas trend died long ago but im still not over my lesbians

Spidersona this, deadpoolsona that

WHERES THE HUMAN TORCH LOVE ‼‼‼‼ anyway shes dating my spidey ヾ(^▽^*)))

respect to Johnny in this scenario because I hate that poetry bitch

spideytorch but its good pizza, great pizza

johnny is the shop owner and peter wont stop ordering weird ass pizzas in a cryptic manner that leaves johnny extremely puzzled (but also lowkey in love)

Spideytorch spideytorch spideytorch sketches🗣️🗣️

Because Torch is so fun to play in mr

Both are drawn from memory, I was too lazy to look for costume references

Spotify Playlists by me☆ part 1

Spyder

Johnny storm

Spideytorch

Papercut/purly

Peter Maximoff

The Outsiders

Flip a Coin - Choose Both Sides

the_overlord

Summary:

Wherein Johnny Storm gets given a wrong number and ends up the self appointed president of the Spiderman fanclub.

And then, of course, he ruins it.

They share Peter

Inspo

giving up on this. peterjohnny ily

peterjohnny/spideytorch sketch!!

you’ve heard of the spider-man kiss, but what about the human torch’s drive-by?

Johnny Storm and spideytorch shaving

a quick spideytorch thingy before going to bed

Check This Out

Here is my submission for SpideyTorch week day 2!

Just a little story about two boys getting bored on a spaceship.

@spideytorchweek

SpideyTorch week

Day 03: Caught in the Act

This. Took. So. Long.

I refuse to draw the webs on Peter's costume because I'm not insane (yet.)

(Also the Daily Bugle logo was (thankfully) found on google.) I love the internet.)

SpideyTorch week

Day 01: Across the Multiverse

Am I already a day behind? Yes.

Am I, however, offering fem!SpideyTorch as an apology? Also yes.

I listened to Kitty Kat by Megan The Stallion on repeat while making this— enjoy

(Earth 1008 was chosen merely because the 8th of October it's international lesbians day! Woo!)

i wanted to try to participate in spideytorch week but i’m having problems with my gallbladder and have felt too sick to do much 🤕 i may still try to whip up something for one of the prompts tho, we’ll see

um practice johnny noir for spideytorch week

sunsets from above 🗽

i’m not going to put all the blame on tom holland because in general the internet has a VERY STRANGE relationship with queer people (in this case, queer men) but jesus fucking christ. the “peter parker’s a smol innocent bean 🥺” needs to die.

“johnny’s a tiny cinnamon roll 🥺” needs to leave this fandom too.

like please. i’m dying out here. THEY’RE GROWN MEN WITH A DICK AND BALLS. TREAT THEM LIKE IT

i’m late to the party but oh wow.

i would like to start this off by saying that 5’10 isn’t tall. at least for american men that’s pretty average, so already johnny wouldn’t be considered “tall” by all means — nor has he ever been. in fact, i would say the opposite is true for him; he’s been written (in Human Torch 2003) to be INSECURE about his average height.

if anyone is taller, you could make the argument that peter is because once before did canon make the mistake of claiming he’s 6 foot. that was a fairly minor adjustment to his original height (5’10) that didn’t go anywhere, and i’m personally fine with that. it’s okay for them to be the same height. maybe even preferred that they are

all fandoms struggle with this issue so i won’t pretend this is exclusive to spideytorch, but i’ve noticed a trend in the way the majority of this community treats both characters — and what i mean by this is too many people plague this ship with heteronormativity. there’s no need to infantilize/feminize either one of them. it’s weird, it’s gross, and it’s time we start treating johnny and peter like the 30 year old men they are.

neither of them are “small beans”. johnny’s former firefighting training wouldn’t have been possible if he was a twink (the process is rigorous), and peter… i mean… why that man shouldn’t be a toothpick SHOULD be self explanatory. LET THESE MEN BE BIG.

(+++ adding my two cents on the “johnny’s built like a supermodel” comment because i’m ultimately a huge johnny fan and have to defend his honor — no. supermodels are almost dangerously skinny because of the way designers make their clothes. again, he wouldn’t have been able to be a firefighter if he was that thin. likewise he wouldn’t be able to carry multiple men around, or ben, or gatecrasher. that man needs muscle that’ll WORK for him because he doesn’t have the advantage of having super strength lmao).

Peter is taller than Johnny. And not cause of the Spider bite or anything. He's always been tall and lanky.

I respect your opinion but to me, Peter Parker is small bean and will always be small bean

PETER PARKER HEADSHOT COMMISSION -

and a silly little sketch of Johnny too <3 i forgot to post these

peterjohnny domesticity

His modeling career, alongside his job as a firefighter, is one of my favorites 🥹🫶 Johnny Storm you will forever be famous

I’m @terri_fried on twitter,,, just a btw 🤭